Showing posts with label June 2018. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 5 June 2018

Articles Welcome to Issue 59 - WATNOW: Combat




Contents Guide

Articles
WATNOW Cast: Combat

Interviews
Interview with Simon Fisher-Becker

Connections
Bulletproof
Safe

Who Reviews
Target Zone:
The Sea Devils
The Tenth Planet
Ribos Operation

Fans Fiction
Luck be a Lady of Time



Editor’s Note

It’s been mad daft busy in the office this month, and with numerous reviews still to put together, some of this month’s mammoth reviews are going to be a few days late.
The Captain is off to Liverpool on Wednesday in search of a missing Weevil – like we really need to look for more – it’s not as if they’re hard to spot – or smell…

We’ve got a wonderful interview with Simon Fisher-Becker which we want to share with you this month. Simon was a joy to interview, once I remembered to remove the yellow Post it Note covering the camera!

We have a new entry in our One Photo Short Story Fans Fiction this month, which launches our new Lady C Adventures. If you’re unsure of Lady Christina De Souza from Planet of the Dead Doctor Who episode, then read our Luck be a Lady in Time this month to find out more.

We have two Connections this month – Bulletproof, Noel Clarke’s new cop series on Sky One, and Safe, which began on Netflix last month and is a bloody awesome drama series starring Amanda Abbington and Michael C. Hall.

OK, still tons left to do before lights out tonight.

Thanks, as always to our contributors, and most especially my fantastic team. 

Welcome to Issue 59 – WATNOW: Combat

Djak









Interviews Simon Fisher-Becker by DJ Forrest



I've discovered quite by accident that breaking the ice in any interview is usually me trying to look intelligent but having absolutely no clue when it comes to how to master the simple things in life - such as, trying to understand why I can see Simon on the screen but he can't see me. It wasn't so much that Skype had updated everything, it was more to do with me, not removing the piece of paper over the camera on the laptop!!!

I found Simon to be an absolute delight to interview, oh how we laughed, and his stories were an absolute dream to listen to, that I realise now, I need to order a copy of his autobiography.

The interview began with Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

Did you wear a harness for the Great Hall scene as the Friar Ghost?

Simon: Yes, I was strapped to a see-saw. It was very bizarre. I mean, most of the stuff was done, hanging twenty feet from the ceiling of a giant studio, but when it came to that bit, they tied me or harnessed me to a see saw, So when I started the shot I was upside down and a (tanker) was put on my head and then they raised the see saw and then I came up and as I came up, I just had to do the (Simon puts on the ghostly friar voice). I did that about three or four times, made me a bit dizzy.


I'd imagine it would be a bit sore would it not from wearing the harness?

Simon: Well, it was bizarre when all the blood is rushing to my head, but it was fine because everything else we were just hanging - literally.

Are you as well known for your Harry Potter role as you are for your Doctor Who role as Dorium?

Simon: I think those that don't know Doctor Who do know me remarkably from playing the Fat Friar. All I know is that I did Harry Potter in 2000, and apart from getting the occasional bit of fan mail no conventions were interested in me at all. But as soon as I got into Doctor Who of course, I was sailing all over the world, and flying and walking because of Doctor Who, but the fans who were Harry Potter fans instantly knew what I did because you all go Googling and whatevering, and many of you go find things about me that even I can't remember.

So, it's on equal measure, so sometimes, even at a Doctor Who convention, people are more interested in my Harry Potter stuff, which is absolutely wonderful. And in fact, in August, I'm going off to Baltimore for Potterverse! So, I'm going specifically for Harry Potter which is wonderful.

The first time I saw you on television was in the series Afterlife.

Simon: Afterlife? Oh my gosh! You have dug very deep! (laughs)

Now thanks to Netflix I can watch an entire boxset back to back, and I thought, oh I remember that, and then 'oh that's that's...' (points at imaginary screen).

Simon: And I must admit, what I liked to see was the shot they had more of my eyes looking in the rear view mirror. I liked that bit. I enjoyed that very much. I think we filmed that in Bristol or somewhere round there.

It was a sad story that one - Roadside Bouquets.

Simon: Yes, and I liked the twist, that final shot that gives away the final answer. Oh no I thoroughly enjoyed that. And the driving was actually done on the main road. It wasn't a side strip. So not only did I have to remember my lines, but I had to actually drive. I wasn't even on the back of a trailer.

Oh, so proper, proper driving.

Simon: Proper driving and speaking at the same time. I don't know, what's the world coming to?

What or who inspired you to become an actor?


Simon: As a child, the first sort of theatre thing I saw of course was panto. And of course, Panto is very glittery and amazing, and I must have been about five when I saw my first panto. But I've always watched television and always gone to theatre, and I can always say, now, that I'm 57, that I always hankered at the idea of being an actor, and I had some outings when I was at school. I never seriously considered myself to be a professional actor at all until I was made redundant from my first job. I had a bag of money and what to do, what to do? So, I decided to use the money to do a post graduate drama course and it was the best decision I made.

So, what was the first theatre production you were involved in?

Simon: If we go back to school, the first thing was a production of Oliver. And because of my size I was automatically cast as Mr Bumble - I fit the prop -  but I thoroughly enjoyed it, of course. I had no real idea, although there was the thought of 'oh I wish I could do that' there was no real idea. So, I couldn't perform properly, until I did that.

My first professional production i.e., when I left college, was a tour of Alice in Wonderland and I played the Griffin, so there we go. My first professional line was with the mock turtle.

Your autobiography My Dalek Has a Puncture - where does the idea for the title come from?

Simon: It's fully explained in my book, which people can get from Fantastic Books Publishing - but in simple terms I was asked to write an autobiography, and I sort of fumbled a lot because I couldn't think of a title. I gave up on the idea of 'On the Cutting Room Floor' because a lot of my TV and film work to start off with was all cut. It was my experience with Harry Potter as well. A vast majority of what we did was cut.


I was an actor at some convention where Daleks were being paraded around and part of their competition was they had to go around the whole arena that we were in and the celebrity guests were asked to judge for who's the best. And there was this young girl in the corner crying and when I asked her what the problem was, she just said "My Dalek's got a puncture.' (sobby voice) And then Ping that was it

The first edition has done very well, and I've been commissioned to write 'My Dalek Has Another Puncture' and then 'Let Zygons be Zygons'. And hopefully they're both out this year through Fantastic Books Publishing. 

So, it's not available in the shops, you have to order in online?

Simon: I think you can buy it on Amazon. You can buy the paperback on Amazon and an eBook through Amazon, but if you want a hardback copy, you just have to go to Fantastic Books Publishing. https://www.fantasticbooksstore.com/authors/simon-fisher-becker

How long were you in make up for when you were playing Dorium Moldovar?

Simon: It's difficult to tell because the first day of course, they shaved my head but overall for costume and makeup it was about two hours.


I wasn't sure if you wore a cap over your head initially.

Simon: Well let's be honest, when we did the first read through Steven Moffat came to me and asked if I'd be happy to have my head shaved. Using the excuse that HD reveals all and a skull cap looks like a skull cap! And of course, you don't say 'No' to Steven Moffat. When they first shaved my head, the extraordinary thing was I discovered the shape of my head and the back of it looked like the dark side of the moon. So, to some it looks like I'm wearing a skull cap anyway.

Are you still touring with your Dalek autobiography?

Simon: I did the first tour of which I was very pleased broke even. Since then I've been doing them mostly at Conventions when asked but I haven't gone on another theatre tour yet. But you never know!

Well if you ever come towards Carlisle it'll be fantastic.

Simon: Yes, I know Carlisle. I'll let everybody know!

When you're not acting or touring, how do you relax?

Simon: I think it's fair to say and I think my husband would agree, that I rarely relax. (laughs) I'm always doing something, and because I do all the travelling, I have to record a lot of stuff on TV. On the rare occasions when I can say that I'm not going to do anything else, I will have a feast of what I've recorded, even then it's a challenge, as I'm thinking, I shouldn't be watching this or, there's something I've got to be doing.

And the spin off from doing the plays and that, I've been asked to do my autobiography and also to do my bits of writing, so I've always got that ticking over in my head. I try to spend as much time of my spare time with my husband as I can, because I'm always off travelling.

So, it's always good to catch up kind of thing - time out.

Simon: So, I'm sort of torn. I have my agent Kim Barry at Jaffrey Management company and I also have my event manager Matthew Campbell of M and M Famous Faces and he's continuously keeping me busy.

Simon was surprised when I told him we'd interviewed Matthew last year for the website. I told Simon I found Matthew an interesting person - a lad who started with nothing and now had a business and a list of famous names on his books.

Simon: Oh, no he's very good, and he did literally just start, and in fact I have to thank Ian MacNeice for that because Matt was looking after me and  Ian could see what Matt was doing for me and Ian said, 'Do you think the boy would do something for me?' and that's where I first sort of trickled the idea to Matt that he should start up his own booking agency and he's done extremely well. He's very young and much younger than most bookers. He's hard working. He can be a bit like a terrier with a bone.

He gets very chuffed when the fans ask him for an autograph. For me, he's an example...you're always hearing in the Press how teenagers and young people today are lazy and things, which they're not. They work as hard as any of us and Matt is a perfect example of that.

I liked your profile photo the other week - would you ever sport a Brian Blessed beard again?


Simon: (laughs) Will I? Well I suppose...I naturally like to shave and to be honest when I do grow a beard it looks a bit moth eaten because there are holes, there are patches. It looks as though a little mouse has burrowed in. So, I tend to keep myself clean shaven but if I had to grow a beard for something, I'm quite happy to try. It's better than having stick on and then it drops off half way through a scene. (laughs)

I just dug that photo out because there was this thing you know Your First Head Shot, and alas I can't find my very first head shot, because of course when I first started out people were chipping things out on stone, so the idea of having a jpeg was very difficult. But I did find that photo, which was a good 26 years ago

Were you a fan of Doctor Who before you took the role of Dorium?

Simon: Yes, absolutely. I was born in '61 and so I do remember the latter part of William Hartnell and changing into Patrick Troughton, and so I always say that Troughton is my Doctor and of course, Matt Smith is my Special Doctor because I got to work with him, but yes I've been a fan and now that I'm associated with it, it is quite extraordinary and the response to Dorium is marvellous and I thank and adore the fans and I always try to follow up any fan mail etc.

I mean, what I've been doing, is some people as you know sort of ask the same sort of questions, so I've started vlogging. I did it for a while and then one or two things happened, and I sort of kept a low profile, but I've started up again. And I will admit that sometimes I'm deliberately provocative, but I like to stimulate a conversation. I had a lot of people say - when are you going to do some more vlogs, we enjoyed that, so I now have my own sort of Youtube channel. Please feel free to subscribe!


I will be vlogging more. I've done two now so I will probably do another two in a few weeks’ time.  www.fisherbecker.info   website - links etc will be on there.

When you first got the script, what drew you to the character of Dorium?

Simon: It was very fortunate that the instructions were very short and clear. It just said - Dorium, large blue man, think Sydney Greenstreet. And those who don't know who Sydney Greenstreet is he's American. 

He's an English actor who did extremely well in America and in one of my favourite films, Casablanca, he plays a black marketeer. And also another thing about Sydney Greenstreet is he keeps very still on screen and mainly because he's large. And when you're large, and if I show you (Simon rocks from side to side) I only have to make the slightest movement and it looks as if it's a strike 12 earthquake, a seismic shift. So, I keep very still and keeping very still helped with the dramatic effects with Dorium, and then when the scripts came along there were some very funny lines as well as some very disturbing ones. Thank you, Steven Moffat, for writing a full 3D character for me to play with and it was absolute fun!

Was it claustrophobic between takes when Dorium's head was in a box?

Simon: It was a little. The worst time was when they were getting ready to do a take and they'd go, Right, Ready! (laughs) and then they'd close the door and I'd immediately within seconds was sweating cobs, and the sweat was very salty as well and if it dripped into my eyes it was like...So, they closed the door and on more than one occasion they then decided to have a continued conflab, so I was just sort of stuck there.


I remember on one occasion Matt said: Oh, we've forgotten Simon! And you could hear him coming over and I was stuck in this giant box with my head out the top and then put the Dorium's box on, so it was claustrophobic. And I can definitely say that on one occasion when they opened the door there was a definite psshhhhh (sound of escaping air) (laughs). But it was alright, it was good fun.  And I had the good fortune of course with the Wedding of River Song, and then it was just me as Dorium and the Doctor. So it was just me and Matt Smith who was utterly kind and delightful
and respectful and I thank him very much.

Did you get a fit of the giggles when you were on set?

Simon: Yes! I mean we can, always can. I know Dan Starkey is very funny! Neve McIntosh (check Spelling), very funny indeed. And it's just something that happens on the spur of the moment. In the past when I've tried to give examples they sound very boring, but to us at the time it was hysterical.

There is a little bit of subconscious tension - none of us want to mess it up. Television and film are really a technical medium and so the idea unless you're a big, big star, you could do take after take after take. If there's a take and they're happy with all the lighting and sound and everything else, the fact that you did a duff one they'll just print it anyway. (laughs) See it's lovely paranoia. I do understand why some actors say they don't watch themselves on television because you always and I find this, that you do watch yourself and you're always saying 'Oh, they chose that one.' or 'I could have done that differently'.

And then in another scenario at least in Doctor Who we had a read through, so all of us knew exactly what the story and what the arc is because sometimes everything is always top secret. You only get the pages that you're involved in and nobody will tell you what's happened before and nobody's going to tell you what is going to happen afterwards and there's been many times when I've just seen the whole thing that I thought 'Well if I knew that I would have delivered my lines in a slightly different way.' There we go that's show business, lovey!

There's a couple of new productions you're involved at the moment - Humber City: The Rising Tide, you play Cllr Arthur Boyd, can you tell us anything about that?

Simon: Humber City is a futuristic sci fi detective story, in simple terms. Peter Goundrel (check spelling) is the chappie who directs and produced it and wrote it and full credit to him. He saved up every penny can for us to do it, and it's taken years. He gets together a bag of money, he says 'I've got a bag of money to do a scene. Can you do this month, that month...', and so over the years, and of course he's a huge sci fi fan, so he's got a lot of Doctor Who actors involved.

I read that Terry Molloy and Sophie Aldred are in it as well.

Simon: Ah yes, the lovely scene with Sophie was that it was really very, very good, it was excellent fun as well. When it's out we'll be thinking 'Oh my gosh!' You know, I'm talking years. Years and years. I've been involved with it for about four years I think, and I would like to give full credit to people. So, Peter is a perfect example of 'Well if nobody will back me I'll back myself.' So, I'll raise the flag for him and say 'Tally Ho!'

You're also in the post production of The Great Director playing Alfred Hitchcock.

Simon: Oh yes! It came up very quickly. I got a call from my agent and I was abroad at the time. I literally landed at Heathrow airport and had to go to a studio to do a casting and I was the chosen one. And the same thing happened when they eventually got around to filming - I was abroad, came back, through to the studios. It was really good fun, I'm really looking forward to this when it comes out.

That sounds absolutely fantastic, I mean, Hitchcock himself has written so many brilliant stories.

Simon: It's so very exciting, it is! (Simon puts on his best Hitchcock impersonation). (laughs)

Will these films come directly to the television or to the cinema, or straight to DVD?

Simon: I very much hope that The Great Director gets a proper distribution because it's a very good film indeed.

You're also in another film, Indie film with Nicholas 'Buffy' Brenden.

Simon: Oh yes, Richard Calvert is the writer and director of the Indie. I did a short with him called Pundemic for which I was nominated for Best Actor in a Short. Very good film. I haven't yet done my bit. I know I'm contracted to do it.

Filming starts in August. Are you able to divulge what that may be about?

Simon: (laughs) That's all I know!

Thank you so much for the opportunity of the interview

Simon: Thank you! And can I just say Thank you again because you've asked some difficult questions that caught me out!



















Connections Bulletproof by DJ Forrest



Bulletproof is the story of two black police officers who work to take down hardened criminals in London's East End. Bishop played by Noel Clarke and Pike played by Ashley Walters share a lot of similarities, both smart, streetwise and tough and have each other’s backs.

The series playing on Sky One is co-written by Noel Clarke and Ashley Walters. Having viewed the cast list, it was well worth checking Who else may have appeared in Who first.

We've done the research, so you don't have to.

Cast 

Mandeep Dhillon played Kamali for 6 episodes in 2018. Played Shireen in Doctor Who episode Knock Knock in 2017.


Noel Clarke played Bishop for 4 episodes in 2018. He was also co-creator and writer of Bulletproof. Surely you don't need me to tell you Noel's role in Who? Noel played Mickey Smith in 15 episodes of Doctor Who from 2005 - 2010. He appeared in the Prelude episodes of Rise of the Cybermen and School Reunion as Mickey & Ricky Smith in 2006 for Tardisodes. From 2005 - 2017, Noel's character Mickey Smith appeared in 15 Who related programmes from The Timey Wimey of Doctor Who, The Culture Show and 12 Again, not to mention Confidential.


Ashley Walters played Pike for 4 episodes in 2018. Ashley was also co-creator and writer. Played Gregor Van Baalen in Doctor Who episode Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS in 2013.


Clarke Peters played Ronald Pike for 1 episode in 2018. Was the voice of Night Eagle in Doctor Who animated series Dreamland in 2009. 


Producers

Des Hughes was line producer for unknown episodes. Was line producer for 8 episodes of Doctor Who from 2012 - 2013. Appeared in The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot as himself in 2013.

Film Editor

Matthew Tabernwas film editor for 2 episodes. Was editor for 4 episodes of Doctor Who in 2007.

Special Effects

Dave Kneath was special effects technician for 6 episodes in 2018. Was special effects technician for 16 episodes of Doctor Who from 2014 - 2015.

Camera and Electrical Department

Gareth Hughes was camera operator "a" camera/steadicam for 6 episodes in 2018. Was camera operator for 13 episodes of Doctor Who in 2005, steadicam operator: dailies for episode Heaven Sent in 2015. Was camera operator for 6 Torchwood episodes in 2006.

Editorial Department

Rob Garwood was first assistant editor for 6 episodes in 2018. Was additional assistant editor for 2 episodes of Doctor Who in 2017.

Connections Safe by DJ Forrest



A Netflix Original Series broadcast May 2018. About a young girl Jenny who disappears after a party, and whose boyfriend is found dead in a swimming pool, at a party which should never have taken place. With a host of well known faces, this British drama series starring Amanda Abbington, Amy James-Kelly and Michael C. Hall is a must see programme. It's as gripping as Marcella and keeps you guessing right to the end as to who ‘dunnit’ and why, as to the fate of the young girl, and who may be responsible for her disappearance.

We've done the research, so you don't have to.

Cast & Crew


Directors

Daniel O'Hara directed 3 episodes in 2018. Directed Doctor Who two parter Under the Lake and Before the Flood in 2015.

Daniel Nettheim directed 2 episodes in 2018. Directed four episodes of Doctor Who from 2015 - 2017.

Cast 

Joplin Sibtain played Neil for 8 episodes in 2018. Played Tarak Ital in Doctor Who episode The Waters of Mars in 2009, credited as Chook Sibtain. Played Mark Grantham in SJA episodes Warriors of Kudlak parts 1 & 2 in 2007, again credited as Chook Sibtain. (Chook is a nickname). 


Marc Warren played Pete Mayfield for 3 episodes in 2018. Played Elton Pope in Doctor Who episode Love & Monsters in 2006.


Laila Rouass played Lauren Marshall for 3 episodes in 2018. Played Colonel Tia Karim in SJA episodes Death of the Doctor in 2010. 


Rohan Nedd played Mike for 2 episodes in 2018. Played Simon in Doctor Who episode The Eaters of Light in 2017.


Film Editor

Annie Kocur was editor for 3 episodes in 2018. Was additional editor for Doctor Who episode World Enough and Time in 2017.

First Assistant Director

Thomas Alibone was first assistant director for 2 episodes in 2018. Was second assistant director for the television movie An Adventure in Space and Time in 2013.


Sound Department

Helen Dickson was sound effects editor for 8 episodes in 2018. Was foley editor for 13 episodes of Doctor Who in 2010 and dialogue editor for 4 episodes in 2017. Was sound editor for 2 episodes from 2014 - 2015 and sound effects editor for 1 episode in 2014.
Was sound editor for 12 episodes of SJA in 2009.

Special Effects

Scott MacIntyre was special effects supervisor for 8 episodes in 2018. Was supervising armourer for Doctor Who episode Twice Upon a Time in 2017. Was uncredited as supervising armourer for The Day of the Doctor in 2013.

Fans Fiction Luck be a Lady in Time by Sarah Cambridge



Lady Christina de Souza, (Or Lady C as she was better known) heiress and last living family member of the de Souza estate, renowned socialite and 200th in line to the throne of England give or take a minor royal or two, sat in her favourite armchair, staring gloomily out of the large window in the drawing room of her home, the de Souza manor, clutching the one thing she had been dreading receiving ever since IT was announced on the news.
Her invite to the wedding of the prince of something or other, her distant cousin a few 100 times removed, and his smug looking actress wife to be.
   Hers wasn’t a generic invite as posted to the other guests, hers was a hand-written invite from Her majesty the Queen herself, which after a brief note that welcomed her home after her 5-year holiday, simply stated as though she had anticipated the reluctance already, “Yes you do have to come, no you can’t bring that ridiculous friend of yours and yes you do have to wear a hat!”
   It was fair to say that Lady C wasn’t one of the Queens favourite relations but as there was something in her late father’s will and a letter currently in the hands of solicitors that had something to do with her heritage, the Queen had no choice but to keep her relationship with Lady C as amicable as possible and vice versa, which meant she had to do at least one royal duty per year and as per the invite, this would be this year’s obligation and one she’d have to fulfil.
   Luckily, she was only invited to the evening do as the Queen didn’t want the press knowing she was home and knew that if Lady C was spotted in public before the palace had the chance to make a statement regarding her most recent activities, it would take the spotlight off the happy occasion, so she had been banned from the wedding itself but was expected at Frogmore house By 7pm.
   Lady C decided she would grin and bear it, wear something outrageous and get so drunk that she wouldn’t mind answering all the questions that would no doubt be asked as to her whereabouts in the last 5 years which she had been forbidden to discuss publicly by order of the Queen. It was fair to say though that the press and the public already knew that Lady Christina de Souza was the notorious jewel thief known as the lucky cat, who stole a fortune in order to clear the debts her late father had left her with, but when the debt had been paid, she had carried on stealing just because she liked it so much and had been caught 5 years ago and sent to prison for her crimes. This of course made international news until the palace put a ban on it, but even then, over the last few years the stories continued to leak into the press who were later sued until the stories of Lady Christina became lost and forgotten and she wasn’t spoke of any more. This suited her fine as she was able to remain anonymous in prison using her pseudonym of Tina Smith, a small tip she picked up from the doctor, the ridiculous friend the Queen had referred to in the invite.
   He was of course very ridiculous and had taken to wearing a bow tie and a fez the last time she had seen him during a prison visit which was some time ago now, but she didn’t have time to dwell on a time traveling face changing alien, she had a party to go to.
   The day arrived and past in a blur as she refused to watch or listen to the big day on tv, keeping it on mute as the images flickered away in the background. Instead she spent her time walking around the manor which had been stood abandoned for 5 years wondering where her life, the staff and all her money went. The secret underground vault was empty, the stables were empty, even her faithful butler and best friend had left to live a new life with his family and had no doubt taken some of her most prised possessions. She was in fact, penniless and she was in fact about to have a tantrum in a bid to clear some pent-up emotions when something on the tv caught her eye making her smile more in that second then she had done in years.... she was formulating a plan.
   The tiara the new bride was wearing was said to be Queen Mary’s diamond bandeau which contained diamonds dating back to 1839, but Lady C knew from experience and royal knowledge, that all royal Jewellery, no matter who owned it, had a fake counterpart. The fakes would be worn on certain occasions for security and insurance reasons, and on this certain occasion especially, the bride would most likely be wearing the fake tiara as the Queen wouldn’t have considered her worthy just yet of wearing the real thing. This meant that the real tiara would still be in the royal collection room within the tower of London and this meant that whilst everyone was jitterbugging to Wham’s wake me up before you go-go at Frogmore House, Lady C could steal the tiara, sell it and as well as raise some much-needed funds, release the lucky cat back into the world, although quite possibly under a new name.
   Maybe this wedding wouldn’t be as bad as she thought it would.

Leaving the manor that night with everything she needed for her first heist in years contained in a small back pack that she would hide somewhere before she made her low key appearance, she arrived at the heavily guarded location and watched as all kinds of important, famous and highly influential people made their way up the grand steps to celebrate the magical day with high spirits and free champagne, and as she wondered who the hell invited Posh and Becks, she decided that a grand spot light stealing entrance was much more her style.
   Lady C sauntered in with her head held high and grabbed a glass of the bubbly that was handed to her. Wearing a nude coloured very tight-fitting dress that almost made her look naked and judging by the second looks and gasps from several members of the party, they obviously thought she was, she mingled for a while, making sure she was seen and most definitely heard. She laughed with a chat show host and politely refused her request to do a bare all interview as she was banned from talking about herself, and she bowed politely to the newlyweds, ignoring the new brides look of contempt as the groom introduced her, but smirked whilst trying to stifle a loud laugh as he made a comment to his wife that she should get a dress like Christina’s, and then had to spend several minutes apologising to the Queen for wearing such a dress in the first place.
   She had no money and had lost every part of her inheritance, it was all she had left. It wasn't, but the Queen didn’t know that, and decided it probably wasn’t that bad after all and changed the subject rapidly saying how it was actually quite lovely when Lady C asked her where the contents of her vault were? She knew of course that they had been seized by the police in the raid the day she was arrested and possibly returned to their rightful owners seeing as just about everything was stolen, but she also knew that some things would have been retained by the palace and that one day, she would most probably have to steal it all back.
   "I need funds to clean up the manor." She informed the Queen who eyed her suspiciously as she sipped her G&T. "You can’t possibly expect me to go out to work on a minimum wage. My father made it clear in his Will that I was to receive a monthly sum of £5000 for the duration of my life but I’ve not received a penny since I’ve been...well. away. Surely, I’m owed that as back payment which by my estimation should be £300,000? Yet my bank account says different"
   "You'll get it." the Queen assured her. "When you can prove......"
   "Who my mother really was?" Lady C interrupted her, making her splutter her drink so she had to wipe her chin. "Oh I know all about it” She continued, "and I know what I’m entitled to which is far more than the title of Lady!"
   The Queen would have had her arrested for daring to blackmail her, but she knew she was right and she knew that if this scandal became public, the next in line to the throne and her crown wouldn’t be her eldest son at all, in fact the whole family would be ruined and the only reason it had remained a secret all these years was because she honestly had no idea that Christina knew. Lady C didn’t know if the truth be told, she knew her mother’s name was a secret and not even on her birth certificate and she knew that she wasn’t supposed to ask and never had, but the Queen didn’t know this.
   "Fine" She retorted draining her glass and ordering the butler to bring her a double this time. "I'll have it paid into your account tomorrow, if you leave now." Lady C smiled, thanked her majesty for her kindness and left, not to go home, but to head to the tower of London and claim her new tiara.
   The brand new Jaguar E-Type she had decided to help herself to that was parked outside Frogmore house, pulled up around the corner of the Tower of London, and now dressed head to toe in a black cat suit sporting the small back pack she had recovered before she left and a balaclava, Lady C made her way to the back entrance of the tower and using her skills as the world’s most famous cat burglar, got inside and ran as quickly as she could to the guards room to trip the alarm before it had time to go off.
   The tower wasn’t heavily guarded tonight as all forces had been pulled into patrol the grounds of the party, and only one guard was on duty for insurance reasons, so it was going to be an easy job by all accounts. The guard as predicted was asleep with his feet up on his desk, so Lady C crept past him, turned off the alarm and all the CCTV cameras using the base code gadget she had lifted from her bow tie wearing doctor friend and making sure Alan, as per his name badge, was fast asleep, made her way into the entrance hall and towards the cabinet containing the real tiara.
   It was lit up like Christmas with all kinds of invisible laser beams pointing at it ready to trip the palace alarms they were hardwired into and therefore unable to shut off without 2 keys being activated at the same time, and she knew in that instant that she’d have to be pretty clever to remove the tiara from the case before the alarms went off.
   There was only one thing for it, a smash, a grab and a quick exit and as the glass shattered with the force of the neuron pulse she aimed at it that she had also lifted from the ridiculous doctor, grabbed the tiara and shoved it into her bag, she suddenly felt a warm breeze wash across her shoulders and the sound of engines filled the room.
   "Oh bugger!" Lady C exclaimed out loud and not so ladylike and pulled the balaclava off her head taking a deep breath as the Tardis appeared behind her, the doors opening allowing the single hooded occupant inside to step out.
   "Look, I know what you’re going to say Doctor so don’t bother OK, you don’t need to be here protecting me like before, I can handle myself so be a good boy and run along will you. In fact, why don’t you head over to Frogmore and join the royal party, I’m the sure Her Majesty would love to see you again, especially after last time…." Her voice trailed off as the figure who stepped out, wasn’t the one she was expecting and as she came further into her line of vision, Lady C almost screamed with fright as the Doctor spoke to her in a voice she was sure she would never be able to accept!
   "Come with me, if nothing else let me save you from another 5 years behind bars. The room has been momentarily time locked and frozen, we'll have seconds to leave before it unfreezes again so please Christina, be quick."
   Lady C opened her mouth to speak and then closed it again. It was no use arguing especially when she had other questions that needed answering first, so she did as she was told and headed into the Tardis with the Timelord following her in, closing the doors behind them. Buttons were pressed, and levers were pulled, and the mighty time machine left the tower just as the shattered glass hit the floor and the alarms went crazy, waking the guard and causing the cameras to flicker back on.

   "You obviously have questions so please ask away." the Doctor invited.
   "You’re a woman now?" Lady C shouted at her unable to hold back anymore. “A bloody woman? Did something go wrong or is this how things are now? I don’t know whether I’m annoyed with you for leaving me to rot in that cell for the last 5 years or slightly nauseated by the fact that you can change your gender as and when you feel like it. I had a crush on you, you know? It’s all just very weird I mean, what if we had, well you know? Oh my god, I kissed you, does that make me a lesbian now?"
   The Doctor had regenerated again this was true and as she had not been around to help Christina when she had needed her it was hard for her to now have to explain how regeneration worked and that Timelord gender wasn’t as specific as it was for humans, nor did she want to. Yes, she was now female, for how long wasn’t certain but she was tired and knew better than to argue with the world’s most argumentative woman or try and get her to give back what she had stolen.
   The Tardis came to land and the Doctor opened the doors leading Lady C outside. They had landed in the de Souza manor gardens by one of the boundary walls that had crumbled over time from the neglect of being unloved and uncared for.
   The Doctor lowered her hood revealing a mass of blonde hair that skimmed her shoulders. “I’m sorry Christina, I really am but I can’t explain it to you now. I will come back, soon I promise but for now I’ve brought you home and I hope you can at least think about what you’ve done until I get back and know that you don’t have to do this anymore. I know about your mother and I’ll help you find her I promise, but not now, I have to be somewhere."
   "You said that last time remember?" Lady C now shouted angrily. "I did time for you Time Lord, I got caught doing the one heist you asked me to do and as a consequence I lost everything and after your one and only visit, you never came back and you said you’d literally only be 2 minutes and that was 5 years ago and now here you are, a woman, asking me to reconsider the only lifestyle I’ve ever known that I was forced into without choice, just to make you feel better for what you’ve done as if it will reform me and void you of all blame? Please leave, I can find my own way and my own information about my mother myself"
   She was angry and rightly so in the doctor’s opinion as she had failed her, and she would forever feel guilty for the way Lady C’s life had turned out. Apologising again, she turned and walked back towards the Tardis, leaving the manor and Lady C behind as she always had done, but had never wanted to.
   Lady C huffed as the Tardis disappeared and stomped angrily up to the manor not sure what was upsetting her the most. She had loved and lost the Doctor and now the only man to ever truly have her heart was a woman, it was her who now needed the large G&T.
  She barely slept that night and by the time morning came in a flood of blazing sunlight, she was already up sipping tea in her favourite chair by the window of the drawing room, wearing her dressing gown and a rather fetching tiara, flicking through a small black book of contacts that she could sell it to. She switched the TV on and was just in time to catch the end of the morning news.

"The new bride of his Royal Highness faces questioning by police as her car was found abandoned near the Tower of London during the robbery which took place this morning shortly after 2am. Officials are reluctant to say what was stolen but it is speculated the bride is involved as many guests claim she had not been seen for a few hours from 11pm onwards when she made her excuses and left to have a lay down, claiming she had a migraine. More on this story later"

   Lady C smirked, she was back in business.