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Sunday, 1 January 2017

Beyond The TARDIS Class: The Lost by Tony J Fyler


Tony’s dead now. Forward his mail.

‘People are dead. More will die. Here’s your chance not to be one of them.’

Charlie ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie when he sums up the situation in Episode 8. Death is its overwhelming flavour – it begins with the death of a character we’ve grown to really like and respect, and continues more or less in the same vein, killing if not its darlings, then very much the real people who made the darlings interesting, or likeable, or in some cases bearable.

The Shadowkin are back.

Sigh.

Yes, again. For their fourth of just eight episodes in Series 1, to make everything about them one more time. That means there’s more hooha and palaver with the Cabinet of Convenience (ahem – sorry. Souls. The Cabinet of Souls), the weapon we’ve known about for some time now, which could actually wipe out the Shadowkin and stop people dying as a result of their universal sulk (Seriously, the Shadowkin are goths with scimitars). But writer Patrick Ness, to give him his credit, finds a third philosophically interesting thing to do with the villains that, bless him, however hard he tries, it’s difficult to take particularly seriously. Here, they work as an avatar of terrorism, that –

Sorry, did you think you were just watching a sci-fi show about schoolkids? Keep up – the Shadowkin have evolved their tactics, from being a stompy army of the kind that nation states have, to being guerrilla killers in this episode, slipping through the slightest gaps in your watchfulness, killing the people closest to you, and slipping off again to go and wreak havoc with somebody else’s life, leaving yours in tatters. What’s that if not an avatar of terrorism? And more important is the reaction of our Classmates to them. For all the notional weeping our teenagers may or may not have done about the deaths of all the Quill and all the Rhodians, they’ve just got on with their lives. The extinction of the Quill and the Rhodians has been the background dreadfulness of the universe. They’ve been the Ethiopians. Or the Chechens. Or the Iraqi Kurds. Or the Palestinians. Or the Syrians. They’ve been the people to whom horrible things happen on our TV screens – dreadful if we think of them, so important that we don’t, not for long, not while there are lives to be lived and happy things to focus on. But Episode 8 brings the reality of the Shadowkin screaming close to home, in a way that for Ram at least, they’ve been all through the first series. Killing people we love and care about, turning us into orphans, widows, grieving, screaming people ready to do anything to stop them, to get back at them, to stop it hurting so much.

The reactions are fascinating, seen close up. Ram wants to run away and never stop running. Tanya has the objectivity crushed out of her by grief, and wants to use the Cabinet, immediately. Quill, it seems, is coming close to the end of her life anyway, after her adventures in the Cabinet in Episode 7, and April – well, April finds peace and strength and bravery. What Charlie finds is the willingness to consciously give in to his own demons of grief, to go beyond the bounds of ‘reasonable’ behaviour and do what he feels needs to be done, despite the consequences in terms of the episode’s death toll.

There’s all this and more in this final episode of Series 1 (and given initial figures, just possibly this will be the only series there is) – there’s body swapping, a cunning plan, at least a couple of sacrifices, pregnant fighting, parental death, Quill getting her warrior on, the Headmistress facing the disappointment of the Governors and the forces they represent, the potential and the probable death of love. It’s pretty packed with Stuff, this final episode.
That’s actually what feels wrong with it.

It feels like writer Ness, going into the end of the series, had little confidence that there would be time enough in any second series to fully round out his storylines, and so constructed his finale of ‘everything that could have happened,’ including the handful of on-screen deaths we get and the genocide of the series’ main villain, as well as at least two shock cliff-hangers – one involving a surprise (but actually, if you stop and think about it, fairly lame) appearance by a New Who villain, and the other involving what happens to April, as if to force fans to demand the show gets a second series, just so those things can be resolved.

Is Episode 8 overwritten? Yes, monstrously. Does it feel like an episode written solely to ‘be’ the series finale? Yes, it does. Does it still actively shock and enthral and pull us along? Oh, absolutely – we’re taken seriously aback even before the credits roll, and we’re half expecting a dream sequence reveal which never comes. Greg Austin’s Charlie, on the high road to his personal damnation, gets better lines than he’s had for most of the series, and would, in all fairness, warrant a second series to see where both his character in itself and his relationship with Matteusz can go from here. Katherine Kelly as Quill of course has rarely put a foot wrong in the first series, and nor does she start to do so now. Vivian Oparah as Tanya impressed early in the run with the maturity of her performance, and it’s fascinating here to see Tanya’s reactions to the horrifying events this episode has in store for her. And we’ve enjoyed Pooky Quesnel’s Headmistress Ames, and would be interested to see what, if anything, a second series would have in store for her.

But the question of whether Class actually deserves a second series will be decided not by reviewers but by audience figures, and whether a) they picked up along the way from a disappointing start, and b) they do rather better when the series comes to a late night BBC 1 slot. From the standing start of being a vaguely Who-flavoured re-run of the ‘teens save the world from monsters of the week’ premise, both the writing and the performances had some serious highs and some notable lows. Ness put the work into making the Shadowkin interesting – they just never quite escaped the ‘people in make-up with a load of crap on their faces’ trap that hinted at self-parody. There were some better, darker ideas in Episodes… well, not to put too fine a point on it, every episode that didn’t involve the Shadowkin, and those more complex dilemmas helped bring impressive performances out of the cast. In terms of its place among the Doctor Who spin-offs, Class had a dull premise, some above average writing and performances, and rather too much of a fascination with a single villain that never quite worked. Whether it gets the chance to mature into a second season…time will tell.


Beyond The TARDIS Class: The Metaphysical Engine by Tony J Fyler


The Metaphysical Engine, Or What Quill Did

Tony faces his first fear.

‘I mean, this is like a geek vomited!’

Episode 7 of the first series of Class is the antithesis – not to mention the alternative viewpoint – of Episode 6. As its sub-title suggests, it’s ‘What Quill Did’ while our teenage heroes were busy getting angry and telling the truth to one another in the previous episode.
In some ways, it’s the most grown-up episode of Class so far, because free of the emotional, hormonal battles of teenagers, Quill can be herself more fully, and Katherine Kelly, who if you haven’t worked this out by now, is an actress of staggering emotional capacity, gives this episode what it needs – Quill, yes, but Quill on a journey through several parts of her life that she doesn’t get to experience on an everyday basis in Coal Hill, or as the slave of Prince Charlie. It’s an essay in war and service, faith and power, love and life and tenderness and fury, and we end up liking Quill and Kelly on a whole new level at the end of it. We’ve enjoyed her so far on the Snape level of an adult begrudgingly looking after children, and hating every minute of it. She’s impressed up with her occasional emotional snipes about her destroyed race, her slavery, the unfairness of a warrior in chains. This episode is essentially the scene in the seventh Harry Potter movie where we get to understand Snape’s love of Lily, his campaign to protect her son, even while he hates the boy for the James Potter in him, and hates himself for all that conflict of love and hate and wretchedness. This is Quill, uncovered.

While Kelly blows the doors off this episode, matched emotional beat for beat by Chike Okonkwo as Ballon, the ‘surgeon’ who can remove the Arn from her head, there’s more than a little justification here for Quill describing her experiences in this episode as being ‘like a geek vomited.’ This is an epic fantasy quest, a divine comedy in a way, that makes its path through a version of Heaven, a version of Hell, and the beginnings of a long-dead Quill religion. The Divine Comedy parallels are actually quite pronounced once the quest begins, but it’s also full of fantasy hokum – a metaphysical engine, that can take you to anywhere anyone has ever sufficiently believed existed, and allow you to take physical artefacts from such realms…but which conveniently runs out of power at just the moment the script needs it to in order to force a final battle between love and war. That kind of storytelling convenience has been a hallmark of several episodes of Class so far, so finding it here comes as no real surprise. A disappointment, yes, but no real surprise.

But for the most part, The Metaphysical Engine as an episode makes us forgive many of its moments of scripting flimsiness, because it takes us through some of Quill’s as yet unseen character elements. She’s often spoken of herself as a warrior, but here, she’s free of her teenage charges and able to act like the warrior she’s used to being, helping Ballon to conquer his ‘first fear,’ the primal terror at the heart of his strength, raging at a goddess that wasn’t there when she was needed, that offered no comfort to the Quill of Andra’ath’s time, no hope since her people had realised that the only thing that could save them in the universe as it existed was themselves.

‘I should rip your head off for even daring to exist!’

In fact, with the metaphysicality of the whole experience, the episode occasionally borders on a sermon, but again, Quill has little time for such speciousness.

‘Do I need to do to you two what I did to those very nice people who no longer come to my front door?’

With Headmistress Ames (still played with an enigmatic streak by Pooky Quesnel, despite the freedom to open up rather more and give us more details about the Governors in this episode than in the previous two) running the show for about three-quarters of the time, only to desert Quill and Ballon for the last quarter, the episode overall has a tendency to vacillate between the two halves of what it’s trying to achieve. On the one, rather grating hand, it’s an epic fantasy quest that seems to exist mostly for its own sake. On the other, it shows us Andra’ath as supportive warrior, as brave Quill, as independent atheist, and as if not woman, then at least as tender person, capable of the feelings to which she’s previously alluded, and which Ballon brings out in her. The sense of denial of all that, both by the Rhodians who took everything from her people and from her particularly, and now by Ames, powers Quill on to a new level of rage as she makes her escape from the Headmistress’ final conundrum on the journey, and as we rejoin her where we left her at the end of Episode 6, we have a whole new understanding of the ‘eternity’ she feels it’s been while the teenagers have been locked away in no-space. Things, she promises, are about to change around here. After the journey we’ve seen her go through, we have very little doubt that she’s right.

Beyond The TARDIS Class: Detained by Tony J Fyler


Tony’s been detained.

Oooh – innnnteresting.

Detained is what might be called the ‘Quill-lite’ episode of the first series of Class – if you can’t do dragons and big evil plants and stompy Shadowkin, all you have are your main actors. In Detained, Patrick Ness sets out to prove that his characters have quite enough drama, damage and conflict inside them to get a solid hour of TV out of it.
The question is whether he’s right.

The set-up is basically The Breakfast Club meets Sapphire and Steel, our heroes taken out of time and trapped in one room, in no-time and no-space, with a single, simple doohickey – a rock of ultimate truth. You pick up the rock, you tell the truth, stripped of any niceties, stripped of any consideration. Your truth, to the best of your ability to know it. The truth of your darkest thoughts, your least optimistic thoughts, your meanest thoughts.
Multiply that by a complicated five and you’ve got yourself a ball game.

The question of course is how to get out of a room that isn’t a room, in a space that isn’t a space. A prison, effectively, entirely designed to prevent you from doing precisely that.
It quickly emerges that if you pick up the rock, you tell the unvarnished truth of your darkest thoughts – but also, if you keep hold of the rock for too long, it will burn out your brain. So – pretty much a one-shot-per-Classmember deal, then. The question is, can you learn enough from the rock which also tells you its truth, between confessing your guilts and fears and your brain turning to mush?

If the ‘box, taken out of time’ setting is the Sapphire and Steel element, the characterisations are what give this episode its Breakfast Club vibe – the jock, the nerd, the prom queen, the alien prince…well, OK, it’s not an exact fit, but the idea’s there: trap these people together, get them to tell their truths, lead to a better understanding that breaks down any walls of fear or distance or dislike between them.

Except that’s not how things go in this episode. Ness in fact turns The Breakfast Club on its head, the rock exerting a malign influence, a force of anger, bringing out truths that could well cause long term breaches in the group. It would be a spoiler for the majority of the episode to tell you what those truths are, but Ness doesn’t shy away from modern issues – race is up for grabs, immigration’s up for grabs, emotional attachment, the patronising of youth, the fact that there’s an alien among the group, it’s all up for attack in this taut hour of teen angst.

In fact, Ness taps in to the truth behind the Breakfast Club idea – everyone feels they’re isolated as a teenager. Everyone feels they’re the only one with their problems, the only one who could possibly understand the pain and difficulty of being them. Alien leg, alien prince, shared heart, Polish in Brexit Britain, youngest and cleverest. But he also acknowledges that no-one, in that moment, likes to think they can be understood, that there’s anyone who quite gets them. Using the prison cell of a classroom taken out of time, Ness gets to explore and exacerbate those feelings of isolation, so even though there’s a solution found to their predicament in this episode, by the end of it, Ram is heartbroken, with bruised pride to boot, Charlie is wondering whether he and Matteusz should call it quits, April’s in a thoroughly foul mood and Tanya feels she’s had her point about being the nerdy runt of the group proven. Whereas in The Breakfast Club, the gang left detention unified and stronger, Ness here shows us that nothing’s that simple or ‘written’ in real life. Sharing a grim experience doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll stick together through everything. Sharing the real fears and thoughts you have as a 21st century teenager can make you feel even more alone.
As episodes go, this one has divided fandom, with some thinking of it as ‘the one where nothing happened.’ But if you look at it structurally, there’s an in-universe sensible beginning, a setting of some rules, and then a continual escalation with every time someone takes hold of the rock. The voice from within it gets stronger every time, learning more, knowing more, and as it does, the anger in the room grows too, with our group losing it more than once, ready to take their fight outside, if only there were an outside to take it to. There’s both a boiled-down, Twelve Angry Men vibe to the episode, and at the same time, an exploration of teenage struggles – to be ‘normal,’ to fit in, to stand out, to know what’s in their heart, to know what to do with it. The lack of external threats like the Shadowkin leaves the whole strain of the episode’s drama on the shoulders of the young cast, and to their credit, when asked to deal with the kind of thing drama school will have prepared them for, they knock it out of the park. While each of the main cast have their moments to shine in this story, it’s good to see Greg Austin grab some tougher material and show us his mettle as Charlie, and Jordan Renzo as Matteusz, who’s been quietly, consistently good throughout the series so far, impresses again here. Perhaps it’s that we’re now familiar with the range of Fady Elsayed as Ram, Sophie Hopkins as April and Vivian Oparah as Tanya that these two particularly are notable here – they’ve been on the quiet side up till now, and it’s good to see them showing what they can do.

While this episode is by no means a high-octane monsterfest, it’s akin to some of the better ‘Doctor-lite’ episodes of Who, and gives a look under the bravado of the 21st century teen. For that, and for the performances it coaxes from the cast, it deserves to be up in the top half of the episode chart so far. 

Beyond The TARDIS Class: Brave-ish By Tony J Fyler


Tony’s getting heartburn.

‘April’s sharing a heart with a murdering alien, and well, it looks like she’s cut a hole into his world to try and kill him.’
‘Right…so this is a mushroom flashback.’

Class, Series 1, Episode 5 is the continuation of all the plotlines of Episode 4. April and Ram have gone in search of ShadowKing Corakinus to somehow get April’s heart back, or at least stop Corakinus killing everyone on Earth. The Petals of Death (Ooh, possible title for some future use) are continuing to fall and multiply, and will soon be strong enough and many enough to tackle more than the occasional squirrel. Charlie Smith still has the MacGuffin of Ultimate Thingness that could kill either all the Shadowkin or all the petals (or, given the overuse of this idea already, maybe we should call them the Petalkin?), but not both, Quill is just a little pissed that he’s been lying to her all this time about the usefulness of the cabinet, and Headmistress Ames (with the backing of the mysterious Governors) is still trying to get Quill to force Charlie to use the cabinet on the Petalkin (Yeah, why not?), in exchange for which, the Governors will remove the creature from Quill’s head that stops her exercising free will.

Oh and April’s once-suicidal dad is still back, she still hates him, and she’s still healed her mother’s paralysis.

Clear? Then let’s go.

Brave-Ish Heart is an episode that teeters constantly on the edge of a scimitar – will it be just the natural conclusion of all these story threads or will it be something more?
In the end, it’s actually very difficult to say. April’s quest for Corakinus feels like mostly-filler leading up to a duel for the Kingship of the Shadowkin, though along the way we get a lesson in Sikhism, and a lesson in what the Underneath – the realm of the Shadowkin – actually is. They couldn’t be more clearly demons in a concept of Hell if they were actually written as such. So there’s a chunk of subtext for you – April’s off to conquer her demons and free her heart from them. Everybody got that?

Oh, and we get to feel old. Really, really old.

‘Fine, Frodo – let’s go hop in a volcano.’
‘Frodo?’
‘Yeah – some old movie my dad likes.’

We had to look that up for this review. The Fellowship of the Ring was released in 2001, fifteen years ago. Don’t blame us for the fact you’re now feeling old, blame writer Patrick Ness.

Of the story-strands, as in the previous episode, it’s actually the Petalkin and people’s reactions to them that are more interesting. Here’s a thing – while most of the action in this thread centres on Greg Austin’s Charlie and Katherine Kelly’s Quill, there’s a natural disparity on intensity in their performances. Kelly is blow-your-hair-back good, bringing her A-game to the reality of being the last of her kind, of seeing her people slaughtered before her eyes and wanting revenge. By comparison, Austin’s somewhat aloof majesty, while well-intentioned as an acting choice, feels passive. So while we’re fairly hopeful Quill won’t get her way (mini-spoiler alert: it means the end of our species if she does), there’s every opportunity for us to be shouting at the screen for Charlie to make up his mind, have a bit of spirit and actually do something.

As events unfold of course, he doesn’t need to do anything at all. Once we’ve accepted the slightly naff ‘gravel pit as fighting arena’ and the slightly more naff ‘armies of Shadowkin at a very great distance so they can just be vaguely CGId in,’ we have to believe one more fairly unlikely thing – that one pissed-off teenager is more powerful than the ShadowKing Corakinus. We don’t really buy that, because the duel between them looks staged, balletic, and is delivered from a distance as much as possible. Corakinus even stays on his knees when, to be absolutely fair, April has her scimitars crossed at least a step or two away from his throat and her dad arrives to give her a lecture on who she is. It all pushes the battle sequence from Buffydom to the realm of the actively absurd.

The Petalkin/MacGuffin of Ultimate Thingness stand-off, maintained by an efficient woman with a gun and Quill’s raw words of suffering, is more effective, but the whole thing grows a sense of inevitability as the episode wears on, like an equation being solved. Get the Shadowkin to attack the petals, then destroy the Shadowkin with the MacGuffin. Then solve for the unfortunate likelihood that the Rhodians (remember them? Charlie’s people, whose souls are in the MacGuffin?) all die, unless by some plot development he turns out to be the fabled hero of legend who can let his people live again in the bodies of their killers (Oh, the therapy bills). Oh wait, here’s April, having defeated, but not killed, Corakinus, to order the Shadowkin not only to kill all the petals, but then to handily naff right off again. Job’s a good ’un. What Episode 5 ends up being is two problems with too many available solutions, meaning it’s difficult to really buy in to the tension of either problem. And while Sophie Hopkins has some really solid moments here, she feels out of her depth in the fight scene, just as Austin does in the MacGuffin activation sequence. Maybe that’s the point – they’re teenagers with a lot on their shoulders, not heroes, written to solve every problem with a witty quip – but ultimately in Episode 5, we don’t buy into their moments of peril and anguish (as we absolutely did with Hopkins’ performance in Episode 4).

In the final analysis, there’s not a great deal actively wrong with Episode 5. The writing is balanced between story-strands, and there’s a natural progression from Thing A to Thing B. It’s really just the case that there are too many potential solutions to the problems presented here, and the one that was chosen is just a little too neat and a little too unconvincing to genuinely satisfy.

Thursday, 1 December 2016

Articles Welcome to Issue 42 - The Categories of Life



Contents Guide

Articles
By DJ Forrest
Episode Breakdown: The Categories of Life

Locations

Big Finish Reviews+
By Tony J Fyler

Phantasmagoria
Whispers of Terror
The Wormery
The Memory Bank & Other Stories
The Ravelli Conspiracy
Order of the Daleks

Who Reviews
Scream of the Shalka by Jeffrey Zyra
The Monsters Inside By DJ Forrest

Torchwood Reviews
By Tony J Fyler
Small Worlds
Greeks Bearing Gifts
Outbreak

Connections
By DJ Forrest
Paranoid
Class

Interviews
Nicholas Pegg By DJ Forrest

Beyond The TARDIS
By Tony J Fyler
Class 1.1 For Tonight We Might Die
Class 1.2 The Coach with the Dragon Tattoo
Class 1.3 Night Visiting
Class 1.4 Co Owner of a Lonely Heart

Profile
CIA Agent: Rex Matheson By DJ Forrest

The Coffee Shop
Fans Talk: Rex Matheson

The Whoniverse Round-Up
John Barrowman
Class
Nathan Sussex
Steven Savile



Editor’s Note

As this is our December Issue, looking back over this year has been memorable especially for me and the Weevil. His return to Cardiff to catch up on his sewer buddies was perhaps more memorable for the fact that it took several days for the lingering odour of sewer to diminish from the office.

2016, however has been sad, with world events and the celebrities who we have lost over this past 12 months.

Moving along from that, this Edition is crammed full of reviews and articles, that we hope will keep you entertained well into the month of December and beyond. We have a fantastic interview this month, with Nicholas Pegg. It’s a really great interview, that I’m still chuckling over one particular reply regarding ‘Dalek kills’.

Our Who & Torchwood Reviewers have delivered a large selection of reviews this month, from Big Finish, to television Who, including Big Finish Torchwood and television. We’ve also a special ‘Fans Talk’ in our Coffee Shop, where some of you guys voiced your opinion about CIA Agent Rex Matheson. If any wish to continue with that thread, please do.

If you’ve been following the Series – Class, then be sure to check out our reviews in Beyond the TARDIS where four of the episodes are waiting to be read. It’s been an enjoyable series, although some have left me wondering ‘what did I just watch?’

Be sure to check out all our Pages, there’s plenty to read, and too much to list in my wee note here.
It’s been a busy year with many great novels to read and review, people to interview and we will have more of those interviews to share in the New Year.

In usual fashion, we tend not to have a January issue, but I think for once we shall. If anything, it will pass the time after the turkey has been eaten, the Weevil has windy moments and Owen is up to mischief with a black marker pen, daubing unthinkable things on the foreheads of those foolish enough to fall asleep after their Xmas dinner!!!

So, enjoy, and be merry, and have a good Christmas wherever you may be.

Welcome to Issue 42 - The Categories of Life

~Jack~
  

The Whoniverse Round-Up December 2016


December 2016.

It’s a bit shorter, our Whoniverse Round-Up but there’s still plenty to say, and plenty to check out, be it television, stage or grabbing a good book to read.

John Barrowman

John is back in panto this year, not in Glasgow however, but the Birmingham Hippodrome, back with The Krankies, this year in Dick Whittington. So, sparkly costumes, gags galore and lots of giggling. Let’s hope there are no horses to fall off this time, and he keeps his feet firmly on the floor….oh what are we saying, this is John, right?



You can find out more details on his website here:  http://www.johnbarrowman.com/stage/dick2016.shtml


Class

Since reviewing and researching the series, we have discovered there are three novels accompanying this series, written by Guy Adams, James Goss and AK Benedict. The book series was released on 27th October this year and although we’re sure you can purchase them in all good book shops, we do have the link for them here to purchase on Amazon. If you’re dubious about links, just head over to Amazon and type in the titles or ISBN codes of these books and go from there.

Joyride by Guy Adams Paperback novel released on 27th October 2016, available to buy on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Class-Joyride-Guy-Adams/dp/1785941860
BBC Books. ISBN 9781785941863.



What She Does Next Will Astound You by James Goss https://www.amazon.com/Class-What-Does-Next-Astound/dp/1785941887
BBC Books. ISBN 9781785941887.



The Stone House by AK Benedict BBC Books. ISBN 9781785941870.





Nathan Sussex

Back in our previous Round Up we mentioned a drama called LUDO, starring Nathan Sussex. Although this isn’t the official cover for the drama, we do now know when it will air.
It will come out on 5th December at 11.15pm on BBC 2 Wales.



Steven Savile

If you’re a fan of the Veil Knights novels, then you’ll be pleased to know that the second Rowan Casey novel is available to buy this month. Veil Knights is an Arthurian Myth meets Urban Fantasy, and just going by the blurb on the Rowan Casey website, and the front cover of the book, I’m hooked already and can’t wait to sink my teeth into the novel although I will have to wait till January 2017, when the paperback book is released. Steven is one of 12 writers of the Rowan Casey stories, and if you're already a fan of Grimm stories, then you really won't be disappointed in these. 

Check out the Rowan Casey website to read more about these fantastic novels and what the fans are saying about them. 



First novel The Circle Gatherers

Link to buy in the US https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MSP0HYG


Link to buy in the UK



Hound of Night is Book Two of the Veil Knights, the Second Rowan Casey novel

Hound of Night US


Hound of Night UK

Cloak of Fury is released on 13th December.





Have a great festive season everyone, and see you back here on 1st January 2017.









Beyond The TARDIS Class 1.2: The Coach with the Dragon Tattoo by Tony J Fyler


Tony get inked.

‘Watch Episode 2 of Class,’ they said. ‘It gets better,’ they said.

Does it?

Well, that depends on your definition of ‘better.’ It’s bloody, and deals with the trauma of seeing your partner torn apart, rather than simply, as is too often the case in slick sci-fi drama, having such a death be ‘the incident of the week.’ It deals with the reality of young people’s reactions and worlds in the 21st century, and it kills a character that’s been there since the beginning. It delivers gore and horror and one gratuitous but entirely worthwhile ass-shot. Oh and dragons. Did we mention the dragons?

Bottom line, The Coach With The Dragon Tattoo is a not entirely subtle but condensed, intense drug allegory, quite fittingly worked into the sports world of Coal Hill Academy. You could say it’s about chasing the dragon, and what happens when the dragon starts chasing you instead. It’s about what people want, and when they get a chance to have it, what they’re prepared to do, to themselves, to others, to the very nature of their lives to keep it.
But it’s about more than that too – very often the second episode of any show is the one you really need to look at to determine what it will be like on a week-to-week basis, once it’s done devouring the meat of its origin story. Here, Class promises a healthy shot of science fiction magical realism, emphasis on the realism – the Junior Torchwood vibe is strong in this episode, with Ram, the football jock who in Episode 1 suffered the dual shocks of losing his girlfriend and losing half of one of his legs, only to have it replaced with a spacey synthetic, going through a genuine emotional mill over both losses, and making the journey from sullen, insular rejection of the Coal Hill Gang’s new world-saving mission to being a part of it, and letting out some of his grief and trauma, and finding the beginnings of a pathway back to the sporting excellence that meant so much to him.

Storywise, this feels like the satisfying opposite of Episode 1, which was left open and bleeding in so many ways – will the Shadowkin return, will April ever get full use of her heart back, will the team ever come together etc. This is tighter, more compact storytelling, free of the burden of origin story, but committed to delivering consequences in a way that feels real to the teenage audience. The coach represents what Ram describes as ‘the right kind of scary’ in an adult, the pushing kind, the kind that makes young people strive to go behind their self-perceived limits. But there’s a price for that inspiration, and it all crumbles to nothing when the ‘addiction’ he has is revealed. It’s only really by freeing himself of his preconceptions and his locked-in pain that Ram can find the strength, albeit a clouded, still agonised strength, to stand up to both the coach and the dragons, in a way that will remind some viewers of the epic Twelfth Doctor speech from The Zygon Inversion, matching pain for pain, matching consequence for consequence, prepared to put his life on the line, but nobody else’s. It’s a scene among many that make this episode very much belong to Fady Elsayed, who plays Ram, though there have to be honourable mentions too for Vivian Oparah as Tanya, Aaron Neil, who plays Varun, Ram’s dad – look out for some touching, almost heartbreaking short scenes here where the father tries to get the son to open up, and one touching one when the time is right to do so – and of course Katherine Kelly, still acting her socks off when fed good material. Patrick Ness is no fool, and feeds her a sub-plot here to do with the OFSTED inspector of the damned.

At least two of the on-screen deaths here feel shocking because we rather liked the characters who do the dying, but be warned – all the deaths are gruesome, and the BBC did say that Class was ‘not for younger viewers.’ True enough, some of the directorial decisions from Ed Balagette here, including the amount of blood and some almost horror-movie shots of what happens to it – running into troughs, literally hitting the fans etc – would be enough to trouble the kind of children traumatised by some of Series 9 of Who. But that aside, what The Coach With The Dragon Tattoo delivers actually is a better episode than Episode 1 was – real consequences, real-feeling teens dealing with some freaky stuff, not Scooby Ganging too readily, but able to see the benefit of working together when the chips are down.


Grab at least a cushion, if not an entire couch to hide behind, and The Coach With The Dragon Tattoo will give you a satisfying dose of Class action.