Tony feels a
certain sympathy for the Sontarans.
Disclaimer:
If you’re a Who-fan who thinks Strax is bringing the Sontaran race into
disrepute… this is not the story for you, move right along to something like
Starlight Robbery.
The
point of course is that Robert Holmes pretty much intended the Sontarans to
be a joke. A joke that has its own inherent danger, certainly – the idea of
intergalactic Jobsworths with Napoleon Syndrome is both funny and dangerous and
is rife with the potential to make the universe more miserable for anyone who
runs into them. But from the moment Lynx crash-lands his sphere on medieval
Earth, salutes to no-one, plants his flag and loudly claims the planet, its
moons and satellites for the glory of the Sontaran Empire, the Sontarans are funny
and, in their blinkered delusions of supremacy, just a little bit stupid. Being
invaded by the Sontarans is like having a hundred thousand Dick Cheneys turn up
on your doorstep.
In
Heroes of Sontar, it must be said, the majority of the Sontarans you’ll meet
are more than a little bit stupid. These are Sontarans that probably have the
rest of their clone batches face-palming in every battle. But once you
understand that, they’re really rather fun. In fact, they’re pretty much Dad’s
Sontaran Army.
Field
Major Thurr, Sergeant Mezz, Corporal Klun, and Troopers Vend, Jorr and Nold are
from a range of clone batches, and as such, each of them has a unique voice –
Thurr sounds most like Grand Marshall Stike from the Two Doctors, but there are
Sontarans here owing vocal performance royalties to Stor from The Invasion of
Time, Varl, also from The Two Doctors, and Styre from The Sontaran Experiment.
There are also fun references for the more attentive geeks, with both Lynx and
Styre getting a name-check, and the Doctor throwing a reference to The Invasion
of Time in to boot. They’ve been sent to the world of Samur – the furthest the
Sontarans ever made it into Rutan space, with highly secret, extra special,
do-not-open-till-you-get-there sealed orders for a highly secret special
mission.
But
before it becomes apparent that this is just a bunch of Sontarans stomping
about being stupid, it’s important to note that the tone of Heroes of Sontar is
also funny when it comes to the humanoids – the Doctor, Nyssa, Tegan and
Turlough come to Samur ostensibly so Tegan can have a rest cure after the
events of The Cradle of the Snake – though arguably the Doctor and Nyssa need
one more. At the point in time the Doctor thinks it is, Samur is a restful,
lovely planet, full of courtyards literally as far as the eye can see. As it
turns out, that was thirty years ago. The Sontarans first arrived on Samur
twenty years ago, claimed it, and then fell back. And back. Something about
Samur has meant they haven’t been able to advance any further.
So,
there’s your mystery – why haven’t the Sontarans been able to go any further,
and what’s the highly secret special mission that Dad’s Sontaran Army have been
sent to Samur to fulfil?
For
all the Sontarans on Samur are a useless bunch, their deployment on this
mission to the furthest reaches of Sontaran space does deliver a glimpse into
what the species is like when it’s not just being used as an invasion force or
a pain in the Doctor’s Gallifreyan hide – a race of song-singers, marchers,
jingoistic cheerers and blasters of things into plasma.
There
are solid comic techniques used here, line-overlaps or replays from different
characters undercutting each other’s assumptions, and given a choice between
left or right, the characters are simply separated by following their instincts
in different directions. But there are solid characterization techniques too –
each of the Sontarans is given a backstory – one’s a coward, one’s a veteran,
one’s had his tongue torn out but has the biggest working brain of the lot and
so on. Turlough and Trooper Vend in particular actually achieve a kind of
friendship, which becomes important as events on Samur unravel.
It
sounds odd, but in a story where the majority of the Sontarans are fully taxed
with the business of not falling over and taking breaths, the main threat is a
purple moss that is much creepier than the potato-men from Sontar (and which
renders its creepiness effectively – which for a moss is pretty impressive on
audio!).
What
becomes clear as the story goes on, and each of the Tardis crew get involved in
some aspect of the planet’s challenges – Nyssa nearly dying as the evil purple
moss of doom refuses to leave her alone, Turlough and Tegan teaming up with the
Sontarans to try and find a way to stop her dying, the Doctor beggaring off
into space in a gravity bubble to explain another key element of the plot – is
that there’s a reason these particularly stupid Sontarans are on this
particularly stupid mission, and why these Sontarans are
particularly stupid. No, really, there is – you have to stick with Heroes of
Sontar in order to find out what the hell is actually going on, but there is
what at least passes for a legitimate reason for everything that happens, Alan
Barnes crafting a story that leads with laughs, but ends with a degree of, if
not tragedy, then at least sympathy for these heroes of Sontar: in some ways,
they’re an analogue of the soldiers of World War I – a mixed bag, eager to bring
glory to their cause, determined to do the very best they can, but led by
officers content to have them slaughtered in pursuit of their own agenda.
The
character development in Heroes of Sontar is delicious in terms of both the
humanoids (or indeed humanoidlings, as the Sontarans call them), with Turlough
being perhaps even more of a louse than he ever managed to be on screen.
Turlough’s characterization also brings in elements of his personality and
backstory that are, if you like, Easter eggs for the full-on nerds in the
audience – he drops in a reference to Rehctaht, who was only ever mentioned in the
novel Turlough and the Earthlink Dilemma, and he eventually gives Trooper Vend,
the scaredy-cat Sontaran, an order, using his own military rank to point out
he’s actually the trooper’s military superior.
Nyssa
spends most of the story dying, in a creepy, moss-related way, but it’s at the
end of this story that she reveals to Tegan that she has not only a husband
back on Terminus, but also two teenaged children.
But
it’s Tegan who has the most fun with the pack of stupid Sontarans, coming into
her own mostly by dint of attitude, shouting and a sarcastic bent – she labels
Thurr both Shorty and Napoleon, and avoids being shot for insulting a Sontaran
officer by claiming it’s not a slur but satire.
So
is Heroes of Sontar a classic Big Finish story that you should rush out and buy
right now?
Oddly
enough, in its own way, yes. It’s a real love it or hate it story, and if you
don’t like Doctor Who played for shameless laughs, then you’re going to be in
the latter category and it’s not for you. But if, now and again, you enjoy a
story that shows you more about a classic enemy while ruthlessly sending up
their whole reason for being, Heroes of Sontar is tremendously good fun, and
all for some coherent reason.
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