Jack and Gwen in the multi storey car
park
Claudia
Lindner: Jack: “Boy, that’s what happens if you feed a
weevil after midnight?”
Rhiannon
Cork New: We really
should have kept John away from those poodles.
Betty
Dee: Yes, of course
we wanted Tosh and Owen to get it on – but did it have to be in a multi storey
car park? And why, oh why did they call
us to witness it? And where the hell is
Ianto?
Rhiannon
Cork New: And that’s
why weevils wear boiler suits.
Jack with the weevil spray and the
clamps
Betty
Dee: Hey, I didn’t mean it that way! Of course we can have a romantic dinner and
just cuddle on the sofa! Ianto? Please,
don’t walk away from me! IANTO!
Claudia
Lindner: “Told you, Ianto, these toys from that ‘Pimp
your sex life’ online shop are SO old school!
Done that centuries ago!”
Betty
Dee: “Sorry, I must have taken the weevil spray
instead of the lube. Ah, come on Ianto,
it was an honest mistake! Can’t we still
have fun? You know...”
Rhiannon
Cork New: Ianto...2 words...lube and handcuffs, you up
for it?
Carol-Anne
Hillman: Ianto?
Handcuffs and spray cream? Ky and
spray cream or all three? Yeah, in this alley!
You wanna roleplay?
Ianto
The
Doctor: Ohhh Arrr
Captain...Show me what you got there.
Jack:
On many occasions when Jack and he played the ‘Kiss the person opposite’
game it was Jack he connected with, but on this occasion and high on some alien
wacky baccy that Gwen had mistakenly believed was incense, the ‘kissing the
person opposite’ became something a little more interesting. Although it had to be said that puckering up
to Janet was not high on his register of things to kiss. But with lips pursed, a steely gaze, and
slightly fuggy brain, Ianto inched closer and closer....
Betty
Dee: YOU!!! How dare you touch my coffee
machine!!!
Annika
Gabriella Brink: Bitten by a common dog were you? Oooh I’m sooo impressed!
Rhiannon
Cork New: “Oooo I’m pretty sure that hockey stick isn’t
mean for that Jack.”
Carol-Anne
Hillman: Oh you are so gonna get it when we get back
to the Hub! Play acting indeed!
©BBC Torchwood 2006
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