The Coffee Shop Last of the Time Lords Caption Comp

Just what is that above Captain Jack’s head?

~Jack~: Martha stared at Jack with simmering jealousy. It wasn't right she felt that Jack was given the 'out of this world' remodulated perception filter hair dryer system when all she got from the Doctor was endless worry and a TARDIS key.

Rachel Trowbridge: It appears that Jack is enjoying the new invention of portable (and we mean really portable) showers.

Claudia Lindner: Obviously the Doctor, Martha and Jack were too busy checking out some hotties passing by on the Roald Dahl Plass, so they didn't notice the UFO landing on top of the Millennium Center...

What did the Doctor really say to Martha?

Nikki Forrest: "Embarrassing question, but can you get me my medication from the top cupboard? Don't tell anyone I asked you to though..."

Graham Hunter Mackenzie: I said I was immortal, not unaging!

~Jack~: "I need a wibbly wobbly timey wimey happy meal, with a toy, and a soft drink."

Claudia Lindner: "I'm sorry, I thought you knew Clearasil doesn't help with age marks, Martha."

Christine Hannah Liddle: Use the force

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