Eugene and Gwen stand across the road from Eugene’s house, Gwen has a paper bag containing the Eye, caption comps as they are require a slightly more humorous take on the situation, so what is Eugene really thinking?
Claudia Lindner: Eugene: Hm...is this a wig?
Carol-Anne Hillman: Does this Ianto have gobstoppers then?
Gwen opens the bag containing the artefact; Jack lifts it out and admires it. But what do you think was said?
Kirsty Price: Shut up Jack it does not go there!
DJ ~Jack~: Jack marvels at the size of gobstoppers these days.
Claudia Lindner Jack: You know, I once had a boyfriend who...
Michelle Grimes: My god, Gwen. What did you do to it? It was ten times that size last night!!
Justin Walters: Jack to Gwen "This is Hitler's one and only, I stole it off him when I shot him. Had to have some sort of memento"
Kim Hall: Gwen: "No idea what this is Jack but Ianto asked me to give it to you."
Jack: "Oh," *smirk* "It's a little camera, no doubt he's ..."
Owen: "Jack, if you want to shag the tea boy then do it in private. We don't want to know."