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Sunday, 11 July 2021

Articles Issue 93 - Our Last Issue - Everything Changes

 


Issue 93

Contents Guide

 Articles

Everything Changes – Our Last Editor’s Note

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/07/articles-everything-changes-extended.html

Interviews

The David Richardson Interview

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/07/interviews-david-richardson-interview.html

by Tony J Fyler

 Torchwood Reviews

The Five People You Kill in Middlesborough

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/07/reviews-five-people-you-kill-in.html

By Tony J Fyler

 Who Reviews

A Town Called Mercy

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/07/who-reviews-town-called-mercy-by-matt.html

Bad Wolf/Parting of the Ways

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/07/who-reviews-bad-wolf-parting-of-ways-by.html

 By Matthew Rabjohns

Rise of the Cybermen/Age of Steel

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/07/who-reviews-rise-of-cybermen-and-age-of.html

The Beast Below

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/07/who-reviews-beast-below-by-tony-j-fyler.html

Victory of the Daleks

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/07/who-reviews-victory-of-daleks-by-tony-j.html

By Tony J Fyler

Interviews The David Richardson Interview with Tony Fyler

 


Expanding Fictional Universes into Audio. 

Big Finish Productions has long been a prime player in expanding the universes of Doctor Who, Torchwood, and a whole range of other shows in audio drama. Tony Fyler spoke to the company’s Senior Producer, David Richardson, about what it takes to successfully expand those worlds. 

Where does the spark come from in terms of expanding a TV universe into audio? Are you always looking for places in the story where expansions could happen? Places where expansions could be profitable? Or is it usually a case of “I would really like to hear what happened to…”? 

David: I’d say, without exception, the spark always comes from the original TV episodes. The characters that have been given their own spin-off ranges have earned them because their TV stories suggested a life before the Doctor arrived, and also suggested they have a life after he left. 

That’s true of Jago and Litefoot, and the Counter-Measures team, and also Lady Christina and The Paternoster Gang. I have to say we never, ever start with a conversation that goes ‘What can we do that will make lots of money?’ I can’t recall a single pitch that started that way. It always begins with excitement, the chat about ‘We’ve got this idea and it’s really got us excited’. We’re fans of Doctor Who and Torchwood ourselves, so if it’s an idea that turns our heads, that gets us excited, then that’s usually a good sign. 

In a business where creativity and profitability both have their place, where’s the breakdown for you, and which is the leader – the satisfaction of creativity or the knowledge that an expansion of a universe will sell (while of course making loads of fans happy!)? 

David: Every series must pay for itself - absolutely it must cover its costs, and earn its place in the catalogue. But we are firm believers that creativity brings success - that quality work will find an audience. Over the 14 years that I’ve been working here, whenever we announce a spin-off there’s always someone on social media who sighs and says ‘A spin-off too far’. 

I saw it levelled against Jago and Litefoot all those years ago, and that series has become one of our most enduring hits! I’m not convinced there is such a thing as a spin-off too far in this modern age of multiple series linked storytelling. Story, characters, dialogue rule - that’s what matters. 

What’s your favourite expansion of a universe Big Finish has done so far? What makes them your favourite? 

David: As Nicholas Courtney used to say, ‘The one I’m working with at the time.’ I always thought he was being diplomatic but actually, I can see that, as you gravitate from one series or group of actors to another, at that moment they become your favourite. But I do have a very powerful affection for Jago and Litefoot, because the pairing of Trevor Baxter and Christopher Benjamin was just beautiful. Every day working with them was a day well spent - we just laughed, all the time. We got the work done, and the recordings were brilliant, but every moment between every take was just filled with banter and kind spirits and joy. I sit here talking about it with a smile on my face and tears welling in my eyes - I was just so lucky to be a part of it. 


Without necessarily giving away spoilers (though you should naturally feel entirely free if you like…), is there a universe you haven’t got to expand yet, but really hope to in the future? Do you have a list, and if so, what’s on it that you can safely tell us about? 

David: There are always ideas, things I’ve got on my list of things I’d love to do - and I know a lot of the other producers feel the same. Scott Handcock has pitched some smashing, exciting things which I hope one day might happen - they’re a series I would love to just sit and listen to myself. So I can’t give more details, but there are always ideas floating around. 

What’s the process like between having an idea for a new universe expansion and getting it into studio? Do you commission writers to write scripts on spec if you either need to acquire the rights or persuade key actors? Or is the legal side all nailed in place before the writers start writing? 

David: The process pretty much follows this pattern:
1: You have the idea, which the producer discusses with the script editor, and it’s written into a pitch.
2: That pitch is presented to Jason Haigh-Ellery and Nick Briggs. If they like it, then it’s green lit and a budget is agreed.
3: The producer and the script editor then discuss writers, who are given a brief (which can sometimes be quite prescriptive) and asked to pitch story ideas.
4: Story ideas, once agreed with the producer and script editor, then go to Nick Briggs for his comments and can be reworked from there. They then go to the BBC for approval. Once everything is signed off, we start working on scripts.
 

Thinking in particular of things like the Ninth Doctor Adventures – Christopher Eccleston’s always been an actor motivated by great scriptwriting (and has mentioned Nick Briggs’ writing as a big draw), so were there scripts in place before he signed on to the project, or did you need to convince him on board and then knock his socks off with scripts?

David: Conversations with Chris were ongoing for some time, and we did reach a stage where he asked to see a script. Nick wrote some example pages, which if I recall rightly were the first 40 pages or so of Ravagers, episode one. 


Chris loved it, and we were away.

Hand on heart, I have absolutely loved working with Chris. I’m just so blown away by his energy and passion for what he does - and the kindness with which he treats those around him. Those 12 recording days were some of the happiest, and he threw himself into every script and was always, always full of praise for the efforts of our writing team. 

Similarly, when getting the daughters of famous companion actresses on board (Sadie Miller, Daisy Ashford, etc), do you get scripts written to persuade them in, or does Big Finish’s reputation do a lot of that work for you?



David: We didn’t present scripts to Sadie and Daisy - but they have worked with us before in other roles, so knew Big Finish and the people well. It was a difficult decision to recast those roles, made easy when Sadie and Daisy came on board. 


You have quite a pool of familiar writers you know can deliver at Big Finish, but you’re also frequently bringing in new talents. At what point do names get attached to stories? Is it a case of “I’d really like to hear a River Song story written by [to pick a name at random] Lizbeth Myles, or a Lady Christina story by Sarah Grochala,” or do you get as far as outlines and briefs before thinking of who could do interesting things with them?

David: It’s usually down to availability. People get busy. I mean, I want to work with Lisa McMullin on EVERYTHING, but her TV career is really taking off, and there are only so many scripts she can take on. The same goes across the board. Obviously, some writers are a better fit for some series - writers with great comedy talents are a natural for Missy; writers with strong dramatic flair fit well into Stranded. But there’s huge crossover as well. Someone like Roy Gill can really do anything you throw at him. We’re lucky to have them all. 

Is there ever a set-in-stone idea of what you want to achieve from a universe expansion, beyond the telling of good stories, or is that the be-all and the end-all – to tell good stories with the particular characters you’re expanding? After all, Big Finish is credited with ‘rehabilitating’ the Sixth Doctor after his on-screen mellowing wasn’t given the time to mature. Is that sort of thing part of the goal for some ranges – to broaden people’s perception of characters over time – or is it more a case of plotting out the arc of three or four boxsets in a range at a time and seeing the journey on which they take you before deciding what’s next for the characters? 

David: I don’t think that our agenda is that set-in-stone. We work ahead a bit - for example, I was pitching the story world for Stranded when we were about halfway through the previous Eighth Doctor series, Ravenous. We needed to know where we were going. But it’s always down to telling good stories, and being in an interesting storytelling world. 


And you never know if people are going to buy into it. The basic idea with Stranded was to start with Doctor Who with much of what makes the series Doctor Who taken out. It was my idea, and then I spent months in turmoil because I was terrified people might not buy into that. And yet it became a huge hit, because it was something different. And we got an Audie Award for it - a massively prestigious award. But it had great scripts and such an amazing cast - how could it fail? 

What excites you most about starting a new universe expansion?

David: Those first few weeks, when you are all throwing ideas around and all the creative voices in the team add into the mix, and it snowballs into something wonderful… that’s just so brilliant. I’m a great believer in team working. Everyone should have a voice.

For example, on The Paternoster Gang, I know the three leads are really invested in it and have their own ideas, so every series starts with a meeting where Neve, Catrin and Dan throw ideas out there. And lots of them get used - it’s a really rewarding process.


Forgive me this one – my writing pals at Project Torchwood wanted me to ask “How do you get such great writers all the time?” and also “Is there ever any chance of fan writers working for Big Finish?” – which I think means besides the Paul Spragg competition, is there a potential pathway for ‘fan’ writers to becoming Big Finish writers? 

And also, I guess, how does it work in terms of writers for particular universes? Are there writers that you instantly know you can go to for, say, a Third Doctor story that will take that range forward, or writers who can always be relied on to turn out a cracking Torchwood? Any strict rhyme or reason, or, as you have a good range of writers at your disposal, does it come down to an instinct of who will do well within a particular universe, or with a particular story brief?

David: It’s a good question. We have an ongoing dilemma in that we always need new writers because we’re so busy, but because we’re so busy we have limited time to develop new writers. And ‘develop’ is the key word here - all scripts can go through many rewrites and changes and tweaks, which is a time-consuming process and the writers work closely with our brilliant script editors. 

So someone relatively new to the audio writing can take a lot of the script editor’s time. So we have to limit the intake of fresh writing talent - and we seek that out ourselves. We just don’t have the infrastructure in place to have a formal free submissions system.

The best tip for anyone who wants to write Doctor Who is to keep writing and writing and writing. 


And I think the best Doctor Who writers don’t just want to write Doctor Who - they want to write all sorts of things, but Doctor Who is an important part of that. Get as much experience and set your sights as wide as you can. It’s a big audio industry out there, and there’s a lot to learn. 

Are there any universe expansions that are now officially never coming back? Any more Jenny on the way?* Second set of New Earth stories? Dan Dare? Similarly, any one-offs possibly in mind for future series? Shilling and Sixpence or the like? I’m guessing any plans for future Lives of Captain Jack releases are pretty much in abeyance right now? 

(*We asked, just before a second set of Jenny adventures was announced(!)) 

David: I mean, Jago and Litefoot is now sadly over, because we lost dear Trevor Baxter. We reached a very good ending with Counter-Measures, and my feeling at the minute is I’d hate to undermine that ending by making more. But never say never. 

With Big Finish being the biggest player in the expanded universe of quite a few fandoms now, and with so many projects and universes on the go at different stages at any given time, is it ever tough to keep up with where each universe is in its story when you’re building the next instalment for it?

David: Not really - I just ask Matt Fitton! The man is a Big Finish encyclopaedia! 

What are the biggest challenges you face when expanding a universe? How you decide on a tone that takes a universe forward, while still being recognisably similar to what the fans have loved about a universe before?

David: I’m not sure that retaining the tone is a challenge, really - that’s part of the joy of it. Finding the authenticity in any range is in our DNA - it’s what drives us. I’d say the biggest challenge for me is always confronting my own nerves - just making sure that everyone has a good time, because that then infuses the production. 

If I’m working with Alex Kingston for the first time, say, I want her to have such a great time that she will come back for more. When Christopher Eccleston steps through the door, I want him to feel ‘Hey, this is a lot of fun.’ Those are the things I worry about - the people. 

This one’s not a question, just an opportunity taken to say thank you, for all the universes that have improved fans lives – my life – immeasurably. I first came into Big Finish fandom by ‘taking a chance’ on Spare Parts (nothing like coming in on a high!). It’s been brilliant so far, and I’ve no doubt it will continue expanding universes – and minds – for decades to come. Thanks, David – and thanks to all who make it happen.

David: Ah, that’s lovely - thanks so much. Seriously, we’re so lucky to do what we do. And I’m so grateful to Nick Briggs who plucked me out of an unhappy job 14 years ago and offered me this role at Big Finish. We really make a lot of this stuff for ourselves and hope that other people like it - so the fact you do means a lot!

Sunday, 13 June 2021

Articles Welcome to Issue 92 - The Ninth is Back!

 


Contents Guide

 

Big Finish Reviews+

Ninth Doctor Adventures, Vol 1

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/big-finish-reviews-ravagers-by-tony-j.html

Third Doctor Adventures, Vol. 7

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/big-finish-reviews-third-doctor.html

First Doctor Adventures, Vol 5

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/big-finish-reviews-first-doctor.html

Avalon, Vol 1

By Tony J Fyler

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/big-finish-reviews-avalon-volume-1-by.html

The Dalek Protocol

by Matt Rabjohns

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/big-finish-reviews-dalek-protocol-by_13.html

  

Beyond the TARDIS

Enemy of the Bane

By Andrew Allen

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/beyond-tardis-sarah-jane-adventures.html

 

Fans Fiction

Lady C Adventures – The Missing Wellington, Part One

By Samantha Stanley & Harriet Chamberlain

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/fans-fiction-new-adventures-of-lady-c.html

 

Profiles

Captain Jack Harkness

By Djak Forrest

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/profiles-javic-piotr-thane-aka-captain.html

 

Who Reviews

The Face of Evil

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/who-reviews-face-of-evil-by-matt.html

The Masque of Mandragora

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/who-reviews-masque-of-mandragora-by.html

Frontios

By Matt Rabjohns

https://projecttorchwood.blogspot.com/2021/06/who-reviews-frontios-by-matt-rabjohns.html

 

 

 

Editor’s Note 

On a morning full of hayfever and a left arm recovering from the final COVID jab, it’s the last read through before the launch of Issue 92, and I can’t help feeling a sense of excitement. The Ninth Doctor, the actual Ninth Doctor, has returned and sets the wheels in motion for a splendid if not brilliant first outing with Big Finish. I for one, cannot wait till next payday for a chance of listening to some awesome audios. 

Not only that, but this month, Tony has surpassed himself with not one but three more Doctor volumes to enthral you with. New volumes to salivate at and fill shelves where once paperback novels sat, but now make way for audio containers, unless, you’re more of a download freak!!! 

Andrew has set aside his own Doctor Who novel to bring us more Sarah Jane reviews, don’t miss that, and Matt returns after a long break to bring us a Fourth Doctor Big Finish review alongside some Classic Doctor Who TV episodes to recall from years ago. Some, even I remember from the off. 

Lady C returns for another adventure, this time written by two more fans of the series, Samantha Stanley and Harriet Chamberlain. Do check out this story. I can absolutely recommend it. 

Our profile this month is our illustrious leader of Torchwood Three – Captain Jack Harkness. It may seem that we’ve skirted around a few sides of his character, but believe me, if we didn’t, we’d still be writing till the sun exploded.

Tiziana has once again created a brilliant front cover for us, with the Ninth decorating the scene once again.  

So, pack a flask and some serious filling for your sandwiches. Saddle up and let the reading commence. We’ll be back next month with more exciting reviews, and hopefully a little extra. 

Stay safe and stay well. 

Djak

 

Welcome to Issue 92

Big Finish Reviews+ The Dalek Protocol by Matt Rabjohns

 

I have a confession to make. A guilty pleasure story for me has always been Death to the Daleks. I think that the story never gets its due. It was Jon Pertwee’s most brilliant Dalek story to me. And one can readily tell from the scripting of The Dalek Protocol that Nicholas Briggs obviously loves Death to the Daleks too. And I don’t blame him. Everything about The Dalek Protocol oozes memories of Death to the Daleks, and in a good and nostalgic way. 

I also have another confession to make. I am a huge fan of Jane Slavin. Particularly as her character Anya Kingdom. To me she is just the perfect character. Well, perfect in the entertainment sense anyway. She travelled with the Doctor for a while and she became a firm favourite newcomer companion for me in the Big Finish range. And yet it was saddening that she turned out to not be completely trustworthy. But I am glad in this new story it is plain to tell she is seeking for redemption. And that for me is awesome because I’d love to see her character come full circle and be accepted and trusted by the Doctor again. 

I like how Nick has played with time in the telling of the story, in that its set after Anya has left the TARDIS for her, but for the Doctor he has not met her yet. So she has to resort to hiding her face from him and masking her voice so he never finds out who she is. It is also great that Jane has some very quiet and touching scenes with Louise Jameson, where they both find out more about their futures and pasts in a really impacting way. It ends the story off on such a melancholy yet sober note. 

One also has to mention the excellent performance of Joe Sims as Mark Seven. It is great to see a character once lost in the annals of time being first used in The Daleks the Destroyers, which was written by Dalek creator Terry Nation when he hoped to interest the Americans in a programme with the Daleks. This sadly fell through, but Big Finish had the very wise and awesome brain to know that the Destroyers deserved to be heard. And the play was made with Joe and Jean Marsh as Sara Kingdom. Joe’s performance as the disturbed and controlled android is excellent. He makes you feel extremely sorry for his mental state that has been brought about through his brainwashing by the Daleks. 

The realisation of the Exxilons too is fantastic and pitch perfect. Jez Fielder’s Gislen is a brilliant and conflicted portrayal. A weary and hardened Exxilon who has learnt that no human is to be trusted. He shares some great verbal slanging matches with Tom and Louise. And it is extra special to hear Nick Briggs do brilliantly at resurrecting the character of Bellal, oh so brilliantly originally portrayed by the wonderful Arnold Yarrow in Death to the Daleks. And thankfully Bellal is still as level headed and kind hearted as ever, and it felt like a warm familiar hug to hear talking again in this story. 

The sound design too lovingly and brilliantly pays tribute to Death to the Daleks again. The pulsing sound of the beacon of the Exxilon city is great to hear again. It always was part of the awesome sound designs that made Death to the Daleks the hit for me that it still is. 

And again, Nick Briggs displays his considerable talents by not only voicing the dreaded Daleks once more, but also the Earth Mission leader Barnard too. He is irascible and snappy, and Nick is flawless in his delivery as this great character. 

Anna Mitchum’s character Ellasi too is also greatly memorable. And she makes for a great companion to Anya. My only problem with her character at all is she is not in the story enough.  This story already is lighting up to become one of my favourite stories with the metal pepper pots from Skaro. That is what I love about Big Finish, every single time they bring out a new Dalek story it never fails to hit the spot with me. I’ve yet to find a single disappointing Dalek story with Big Finish. I wish I could only say the same thing for the modern era of the show’s Dalek efforts, they pale in comparison to stories such as this from Big Finish. 

At the core of the story too, as ever, is the immensely enjoyable rapport between Tom Baker and Louise Jameson. I love particularly the opening scenes of the story where Leela playfully teases the Doctor along with K9 in tow! I love these sorts of scenes, where for at least a little while the TARDIS crew are at ease in the ship and just having a really good time. These scenes just make the stories even more special for me. The camaraderie oozes from the earphones and for this fan is such an immense joy to listen and grin and often laugh to. The resolution of this story too also had me grinning with amusement too. 

The Dalek Protocol then, in total summation: OK, if I am 100% clearly honest may not actually bring anything majorly new to the Dalek scene of things. But what it is, is a brilliantly entertaining and fast flowing romp that for me ticks every single box easily and superbly. Just makes me keen as mustard for the next riveting Big Finish Dalek saga…. 

Fans Fiction The New Adventures of Lady C: The Stolen Wellington, part 1 by Samantha Stanley & Harriet Chamberlain

 


The new adventures of Lady C. – A contribution to the stories created by S. Florence

The Stolen Wellington. Part 1 

Written by Samantha Stanley & Harriet Chamberlain

 

Lady Christina de Souza, 98th in line to the throne of England (Thankyou Megan Markle ), not the Queen's favourite relative, owner of the de Souza manor, a fleeting companion of the time travelling alien known as "The Doctor" and notorious jewel thief "The Lucky Cat" had just about recovered from losing her entire family at the battle of canary wharf in 2007, and had just about recovered from not only meeting an alien on a bus, travelling to another planet with him on the bus, but saving the lives of those on the bus with her and the entire planet of Earth whilst losing her prized stolen possession to date, king Athlestan's golden chalice and had just about recovered her father's lost fortune ( thanks to his gambling habit) by stealing whatever she could get her hands on, selling it on the black market and restoring the manor, ( well one room, her bedroom. The rest of the manor was falling apart as all her money and her loot went into the secret vault hidden in the depths of the manors wine cellar and the very expensive and slightly alien tech security measures) it's butler John Cook, his strange cousin and stable hand Hugo Halliwell and his knackered pony Clip-Clop, back to all its former glory thus throwing herself, the aristocratic side of her at least, back into the limelight, back into the public eye and back into the Queen's bad books. No one knew her alter ego and what she had done and sacrificed to bring her family home back from the dead and no one ever would, except John Cook, his cousin Hugo and quite possibly the Queen who eyed her suspiciously whenever she saw her and made constant references to the Maneki Neko, Lady C's calling card, to see if she flinched and revealed her true identity.

Recovering from all that whilst maintaining a Lady like stature took a lot of effort, a few glasses of gin and the odd wild fling with an unsuspecting married member of her social circle, just so she could experience the thrill of excitement that stealing gave her, without having to steal anything as other people's husbands didn't count as she technically wasn't stealing, she was borrowing and she always gave them back!

   It was fair to say that life had settled down considerably since that awful day during the battle when she had lost her parents and younger sister Lady Monica. She had tried to look for them of course but where do you start when there is only an end to a war, and no beginning? It had been 13 years now and she was older, none the wiser but a lot richer and still not in favour by the Queen. She did have a happy life though, or that's what she at least told herself every morning, so imagine her surprise when she had come home one evening after stealing a painting supposedly painted by Van Gogh yet looked alarmingly like an exploding TARDIS, for a client who went by the name of Professor Song, ( Quite obviously made up but as long as she paid up, Lady C didn't care what her clients called themselves, yet she was intrigued to meet the Professor as she was sure the painting must be something to do with the Doctor.) and found her dead sister, Lady Monica Georgia de Souza (named after her father's grandmother) sitting in her dining room, eating her pizza and drinking her beer that had been laid out for her by her butler like he did after every heist, sitting on her chaise lounge as though she hadn't of been dead all this time. In fact, she was very much alive!

   There had been shouting, tears and tantrums, mainly from Hugo who had insisted that Monica was a ghost back from the dead to reclaim her shoe collection he had hoarded the day she had "died" and when he had been sedated by John Cook and taken back to the stable, he shared with Clip Clop (his choice) Monica and Christina had started shouting at each other. "Where have you been? I thought you were dead! Why didn't you come looking for me? Stop drinking all my beer!" This went on until the early hours of the next morning until both women had fallen asleep on the chaise lounge out of pure exhaustion. Cook had woken them at 5am and sent them to bed. It was now 10am, Lady C had been awake for hours, had her breakfast in bed and was reading the newspaper as the headline was screaming at her about an art heist from the London museum. She would stay exactly where she was until Monica came in and apologised for being alive and in the meantime, she googled her, trying as she had so often done before to find some traces of her family but the searches had turned up nothing. This time though she had a different name. Bella Roseau, a secret identity Monica had been using these past 12 years to keep herself hidden. It would seem she had learned something from Christina after all.

   It took Monica a long, long time to get back to sleep once Cook had woken them in the early hours. Obviously being back so late last night, and being dead for so long that 90% of her stuff was in storage and her old room is full of dust, her furniture covered in a cloth hiding Monica expensive style underneath. Being back home was just what she needed at this time, all the stuff that she had been through since changing her name and living off whatever she could get was difficult to her. She had tried her best to be independent for the first time in her life, and since what happened in Canary Wharf, she couldn’t have gone home for a long time even if she wanted to.

   Staying in one of the guest room for the night, Monica lay on her back staring up at the ceiling above her; she had a lot of work to do to make it up to her sister. She knew it wouldn’t be easy, and if it was the other way around, she didn’t think that she would ever forgive Christina. But lucky for Monica, Christina was probably a tiny bit more forgiving…. And I really mean a tiny bit. Monica checked her phone and saw it wasn’t a ridiculous time to get up and go see Christina. Throwing on a silk dressing gown from the suitcase she brought back with her she slipped out the room and walked towards her sister’s room. It’s strange how everything is exactly the same as how they left it but just run down. All the fancy art the family used to collect still filled the walls of the hallway, the massive chandelier above her head still bright, just full of cobwebs. There was only a certain amount of cleaning that Cook could have done and it wasn’t fair to leave him behind to look after it all, but Monica didn’t think that her sister would ever walk away from this place, especially after her family had died, but she did.

   Knocking lightly and pushing open Christina’s bedroom door, she walked in ready to grovel. Monica was so close to walking in jumping onto the bed next to her sister and getting under the duvet like she used to but she stopped herself knowing it wouldn’t be welcome. Not just yet anyway.

   “So…. What would make this a bit better?” Mon went to awkwardly sit on the edge of the bed but instead chose to walk away and sit on the chair on the other side of the room. “I mean, you know I can’t cook. And that hasn’t got any better since I’ve been away. But I could try? Would that help?” Mon took quick notice of Christina scrolling on her phone.    “Anything interesting about me?” Mon questioned, that used to be what she would ask her sister back in the day before everything went wrong, and that was because Mon was used to going out getting completely drunk, making a fool of herself and probably ending up on the front page of some tabloid doing something she probably shouldn’t. Since she had died Mon did spend some time looking online about herself wishing she would relive the life she used to have, but how could she come back from the dead? Christina would probably be able to know, she knew everything. “Anyway, so I was thinking, how much of my stuff you still have? I mean you must have kept some right?” Mon shrugged; Christina did not look impressed. “Are you ok?”

   Trying to ignore her sister wouldn't be an easy task. Monica was far too "In your face" to be placed on a back burner somewhere or ghosted just to prove a point, but it had to be said that although Christina was over the moon that her sister wasn't dead after all, she was furious with her for lying to her and leaving her with the mess of planning her entire family’s funerals.... not something anyone should have to do. Cook helped of course, Hugo didn't but that was Hugo and that was another thing, how she was going to convince him to give Monica back her shoe collection, she did not know, especially as he had grown rather worryingly attached to a bright red pair of Jimmy Choo's in her absence.

   As she sat cautiously on her bed, Christina carried on searching the news feed on her phone in the pretence she was far too busy to be listening to her sister's pitiful attempts at an apology for not being dead, but something caught her eye and very quickly, a devious if not hilarious plan began to form in her mind that would indeed allow Monica to make it up to her on a grand scale.

   Placing her phone on her bed, she sighed heavily, acting wounded and heartbroken as she mentally put the finishing touches to her master plan. Reaching over the night stand, she grabbed a small bell and rang it a few times in an attempt to get Cook to bring her a morning cup of tea. She waited a few seconds, rang it again, huffed impatiently and then bellowed..."COOK......TEA!" at the top of her lungs just as the butler came hurrying through the door carrying a tea tray with a startled looking Hugo behind him carry a breakfast tray and a piece of her toast in his mouth.

   "Sorry mi' Lady, 'ad to stop Hugo nicking yer sausages, yer know what he's like round pork. Morning Miss Monica, brought yer usual, bloody Mary with a twist and a Ryvita"

Placing the trays down and cuffing Hugo round the head so the toast shot from his mouth, Cook left the room dragging his slightly backward cousin with him.

   Christina finally spoke to Monica, trying to sound authoritative yet sounding more like an excited child at Christmas.

   "All your belongings are in storage, by storage I mean in the stable with Clip-Clop. I did try and save some things but Hugo insists you left them to him in your will which we never found and I was too upset to contest it or argue with him, besides, he's been wearing most of your dresses on a daily basis so I doubt you'll want any of it back"

   Taking a sip of tea, she let her plan unravel like a soft coiled ribbon that had gently fallen to the floor.

   "I am going on a job later this evening" She passed her phone to her sister and pointed to the illuminated screen. "As you can see, Goya’s portrait of the Duke of Wellington has resurfaced and its due to go on display for 1 week from tomorrow morning at the London art gallery, meaning it will be taken to the gallery overnight in preparation. I have quite a few contacts interested in this particular piece who are willing to pay a very large sum of money and you my dear undead sister, are going to help me get it.... tonight! I will go over the plans properly with you after breakfast and when we pull this off, you'll be able to restock your wardrobe and more, because you are going to be the one, who steals it for me!"

   There was a distinct smirk on Lady C's face as she unveiled her plans, mostly because of what she had planned for her sister and mostly because the thrill of a pending heist always made her extremely happy. Taking another sip of tea and plucking a sausage off her plate, she relaxed back into her pillows and waited for her sister to come to terms with the fate that awaited her.

 

To be continued…

Thursday, 6 May 2021

Big Finish Reviews+ The Lone Centurion by Tony J Fyler

 


Rory Williams had one of the most interesting companion journeys in the history of Doctor Who. Originally a boy in awe of an amazing young woman, the different leagues they were in was underscored for him when her amazing imaginary friend finally turned up to save the world, and she rose to the challenge of his existence. 

On the night before their wedding, the girl ran away with the raggedy alien, and Rory knew the challenge was his to meet too. Be worthy of the girl. Embrace the universe. Expand his natural kindness and desire to heal so it operated on a much larger scale. Become someone he felt was worthy of Amelia Pond. 

That’s a tough ask when faced with a girl who wants all of time and space. When Mickey Smith felt the challenge, it took him a while before he could come round to it – and by then, he’d lost the girl. When Danny Pink was faced with the challenge, he rejected it, making Clara lie to him or make a choice for which she wasn’t ready. 

Rory Williams is the best ‘boyfriend’ companion in New Who, because he never hesitated. Primed by a shared history of Doctor stories with Amy, and still really wanting to be ‘enough’ for her, he nevertheless began jumping into her life in time and space, even finding an eventual accommodation with the Doctor. 

When we love someone, we say we’d die to protect them. 

Dying was something Rory perfected. It was brave, and necessary, and frequently kind – and it’s hardly a surprise that Rory perfected the art of doing it, because those were the lodestones of his character. Brave, and necessary, and frequently kind. 

But then, in a signature Moffatt move, a Rory existed who was an Auton replica, who on gaining consciousness of his nature, was driven to do a terrible thing. A thing that jeopardized the woman he loved. 

And so Rory Williams, the nurse from Leadworth, came to be the Lone Centurion. A guardian of the Pandorica – a giant box holding his wife, Amelia Pond. He would guard it for millennia, going the long way round both in penance for what he’d done, to keep his wife safe from those who would come to steal her away. He was also an immortal (barring accidents), trying to learn or remember how to be a human being. 

All of that happens fairly quickly in the on-screen creation of the legend of the Lone Centurion. There are tales of some of his actions to protect the Pandorica, but he’s created in the blink of a few eyes and then the story of the Pandorica re-opening continues. 

It’s finally time to go the long way round with the Lone Centurion at Big Finish. 

On the strength of this first release, it’s going to be a fantastic journey. 

This first box set might be described as the ‘Roman’ arc of Rory’s journey, and it takes him from the arena as an unkillable gladiator, all the way up to the highest of Roman heights in a pocket of history about which it’s not wise to ask too many questions. 

This is not like Cicero, the other recent festival of Roman joy and jollity from Big Finish – there’s no specific character to nail your timing into place. This is Rome as written into Rory’s existence on Doctor Who – a Rome created from a child’s storybook, and where River Song could turn up posing as Cleopatra, even though the real thing was known to have died centuries earlier. It’s Rome by meme and stereotype, rather than Rome by date and celebrity – and the point is, that’s perfectly fine in this box set, because Rome by meme is quite Roman enough for an unkillable centurion with a magic box.

Episode 1, the irresistibly named Gladiator, by David Llewellyn, poses an interesting initial question: what do you do with a gladiator who won’t die, no matter how many times you stab him? 

It also throws Rory – who came to Rome in search of the Pandorica, which he’s misplaced along his way – into palace intrigue, when his unkillability proves interesting to the Augusta, wife of the emperor (Joanna Van Kampen), while the emperor himself (Joseph Tweedale) is rather more interested in Rory as a physical specimen than an immortal one. 

There are murder plots, sleight of hand, a peak behind the curtains of Roman stage management, the revelation of good people and bad people, and a comedy bit with a soothsayer that punches well above its weight (as you might expect, given that Tacitus the sayer of sooth is played by Terry Molloy), en route to a dangerous upward move in society for Leadworth’s finest. 3720001 – the Kings 

In particular, Rory helps solve the mystery of an attempted imperial assassination, more or less in the style of Lindsey Davis’ Marcus Didius Falco crime novels (Not tried ’em? Try’ em!), with Rory promoted to imperial food taster, while smuggling an endangered stagehand named Marcella (Ines de Clercq) to apparent safety, and avoiding the attentions of a demented servant with ideas above their station (No, of course we’re not going to name them for you – where would be the fun in that?) 

Arthur Darvill makes a triumphant return to the role of Rory, bringing all the well-meaning problem-solving instincts of his character to the audio, but with the extra self-assurance of an unkillable plastic man from the far-distant future. That doesn’t mean Rory gets everything his own way, of course – the drama in the release is in quite how different the paradigms are which underpin Rory’s emotional and moral sense from those of the smiling cesspit of ancient Rome, and how he manages to negotiate that pit. But it makes Rory always worth listening to in his own series, rather than being a voice of practical courage often faced with three more whizz-bang personalities in his TV Who time. 

Along with Arthur Darvill though, Gladiator delivers an enjoyably feminist sub-story, pinned in place by two performances – Joanna Van Kampen as Augusta, and Ines de Clercq as Marcella. As the power behind the throne, Van Kampen is gloooorious, adding power, vivacity and verve to the storytelling, which director Scott Handcock translates expertly into pace that picks up what, in less experienced hands, could be a slow-burning saga of court shenanigans. 

As the put-upon, lonely victim of a criminal conspiracy to kill the emperor and frame a stagehand, Ines de Clercq probably has the bigger arc, and it’s one she travels with an aplomb you’d expect of a much more seasoned voice.

Between the three of them, with solid support from the likes of Joseph Tweedale and Terry Molloy, they mould Gladiator into an exciting first instalment in the Lone Centurion series, managing the drama and the reality of the human emotions while maintaining a tone that’s never too serious, and is frequently laugh-out-loud funny. 

The Unwilling Assassin, by Sarah Ward, establishes Rory as…well, as an unwilling assassin, funnily enough, in a new order of Roman rule. In fact, he’s the state’s official executioner, while secretly running a kind of underground railroad, helping those he’s been ordered to kill to get out of the city and, so long as they keep their still-attached heads down, out of the reach of the law. 

Naturally, the powers-that-be are suspicious, and Decima, the state’s chief spy, played with just the right relish by Robyn Holdaway, is set on his trail. While the cast play it mostly as straight as they need to in order to establish the reality of a world that has an official assassin, an official spy, and an unstable self-aggrandizing paranoic at its head (You remember what that felt like, right?), there’s actually something intensely and deliciously farcical about The Unwilling Assassin. 

In some respects, it’s a comedy of state bureaucracy, with the assassin letting people live and the spy chasing him to prove that’s what he’s done. In other respects, it’s pure farce, with troublesome senators being ordered to be wrestled to death during a training session, and poisonous platefuls of hors d’oeuvres doing the rounds. 

You can ultimately see how that’s going to play out long in advance, but that doesn’t stop its spiral closer towards the inevitable end being any less funny. There’s a touch of Roman Blackadder about the piece, if Blackadder were immortal. 

That gives The Unwilling Assassin a sense of fun that lightens Rory’s position as an assassin who hates the idea of killing the mostly-innocent on the whims of the mostly-barking. When the inevitable happens, it’s both dark and comic, and leaves Rory free of the tyranny that has oppressed him – but faced with a whole new set of problems. 

I, Rorius, by Jacqueline Rayner, has a title that’s a dead giveaway about the story it contains – at least, it does if you know the reference. If you don’t, it’s tempting to spoiler it for you, but let’s just say that Rory finds himself in a position of power that neither his nursing background nor his programmed memories as a centurion prepared him for. 

He’s left at the heart of a web of intrigue, power, self-interest and backstabbery the like of which is straight out of…well, the history of ancient Rome, to be fair. Finding a way through the elevated struggles of his new position pits his determination to do a good, fair, humane job in whatever role he fills against his own lack of interest in power for its own sake. 

The solution he arrives at – more to stop people targeting those around him than for his own benefit – is something that would probably only occur to Rory. And, well, just possibly to certain victorious ex-gladiators played by Russell Crowe in movies. 

Where Gladiator pairs Rory with a woman who is very much a dear friend by the end of the drama, I, Rorius sounds like it flirts with truer, more dangerous territory as he befriends the slave girl Anna (Samantha Beart in the latest role in her rock solid Big Finish repertoire). If anything, his involvement with Anna helps him remember more about being human than anything that comes before it – but that memory is mostly of his Amy, the goddess around which this particular Roman’s life revolves. That’s glorious to hear (Rorius the Glorious – missed opportunity?), and feels true to the character we know. While Anna could well be wonderful for him, she’d never be Amy – and Amy is what matters most, both to Rory Williams, nurse, from Leadworth, and to Rory of the Britons, the Lone Centurion. 

All told, the first Lone Centurion box set is enormous fun both by virtue of its Roman setting, by virtue of the fact that it exists in a kind of ‘print the legend’ vague pocket of Roman history, and because setting a character like Rory Williams in that world and making him more or less immortal is a pure, pure joy. 

Get it. Listen to it. Eagerly await the already confirmed second instalment. The Lone Centurion 1 is a set that will make you laugh, smile, sigh contentedly, and smile some more. Hail Rory – and here’s to the long way round.

Fans Fiction The Eternal Diamond: Part Two The Key to Everything by S. Florence

 



6pm came just as Cook finished setting the dinner table in the dining room for 3 people. Lady Christina, The Doctor and himself seeing as he was an integral part of everything that occurred within the manor walls. The sound of wheezing engines broke the silence and a warm gust of wind blew the swan like origami napkins from the place settings and into the pea soup warming on the serving sideboard. Cook huffed with resignation as the dining room door flew open and Lady C came bustling in in her dressing gown and pyjamas, not wanting to give the new lady Doctor anything to fancy about her seeing as she had snogged her once when she was a man! Waiting with baited breath for the Tardis doors to open and slightly unnerved that all she was thinking about was that kiss! She gave a sideways glance at the sideboard and pulled a confused face. 

“Cook, why are their napkins in the pea soup?”

“Erm, no idea MI ‘Lady, must ‘ave been Hugo. I’ll flog the silly old git later”

“Well, I’m not eating it. Go fetch the steak whilst I greet the Doctor” 

Cook nodded and left the room mumbling under his breath. “If by steak yer mean fish ‘n’ chips from the chippy down south street then yeh alright”

Cook left and the Tardis doors opened and an old man stepped out looking very frail and slightly confused, not only at his surroundings but at the woman in front of him who seemed to be dressed for bed. 

“Hello, did you call? I’m the Doctor! Well, what is it girl?”

Christina stared slightly open mouthed for a bit and frowned, trying to respond to the dodgy looking pensioner in front of her feeling slightly nauseous as she tried to push the image of that snog out of her mind before she spoke.
 “You’re the Doctor? Really? Oh dear, what happened? I know it’s been a few years since we last met but has it really been long enough for you to have aged so much and you’re a man again I see. Did you get my message, the one about the key?”

Unknown to Christina, phoning the time vortex to reach the Doctor was a very fractured experience in that there were so many versions of him zooming about in space and time that it was impossible to know which version of him you would get! And, unbeknown to her, she had reached the very first version of him, a man so old and yet so young by comparison that he had never met nor heard of Lady Christina de Souza before and in fact in his time she hadn’t even been born yet!

“Oh, that was you was it? Yes, I got the message. It’s the year 2021 isn’t it? Very futuristic I must say although not as advanced as I imagined. Still using a basic cellular device for contact when its very easy to establish mind to mind connections, you just need to concentrate more. If you’re looking for the Omnia Clavis then you’re out of luck, it was stolen from me some time ago. It is strange though because as soon as I received your message the Tardis locked onto the Omnia and brought me here, to this house and in this time. It is said that the key will only present itself when an acceptable trade is offered for it, so what do you have my dear?

   Christina stared somewhat confused as the old man rattled on in what seemed to be a very old-fashioned dialect and offered him one her of best educated responses…. “huh?”

“My dear, what have I stumbled into? It seems the human race has travelled backwards and not progressed forwards. I am the Doctor, the original you might say and by the look of confusion spreading across that pretty face of yours I would say you were not expecting me but possibly a newer version of me, is that Correct?”

Christina nodded

“Your primitive communications devices found me in the time vortex, it is how we travel through time and space and on a day when I myself was looking for something valuable to me so the two connections have been made and here I am. You called me and I arrived. That is how it works but not in the order one wishes it would. Are you in possession of an eternal diamond by chance? One you wish to trade for the Omnia Clavis? The key to everything?”

   Understanding slightly more than she originally did, Christina nodded, still open mouthed and possibly dribbling but she managed to regain her composure as the mention of the key.

“Yes! Yes, I have the diamond but I am confused, the key has been in my family for years, at least 100 or so and it has been passed down to me by my family lastly my father who left it to me in his will. I had no idea what it was until you, or a future you turned up here 2 years ago and took it from me claiming it was some kind of key to the universe and would only be returned once I returned to you the diamond which I had stolen from you, namely the eternal diamond. The thing is, I hadn’t actually stolen it from anyone at that time and I had to go looking for it and literally only came across it last week and stole it from a jeweller last night so none of this is making any sense”

   The Doctor listened with great interest and great boredom and wondered why he bothered to save the human race anymore when all they did was babble on and dribble down the front of their bed clothes.

“I have no idea what you are talking about, I would just like to know if you have the diamond? If you do then bring it to me, if it is indeed the eternal diamond then the key shall be returned to you”

“But you said the key was stolen from you, so you don’t have it do you?”

“That is true but as I said before if you had cared to listen, the key will present itself when there is a compatible trade for it. I do not know who stole it from me, only that it was and it ended up within your family meaning you had it all along”

   No one ever said time travel was easy and the inconsistencies of jumping time were starting to show. Nothing ever ran in a smooth straight line so nothing ever would make sense, a situation the Doctor had come to terms with long ago and now never questioned but one the humans would never get their tiny brains around.  Before he could insist she bring him the diamond, the dining room door opened and Cook walked in with 3 bags of fish ‘n’ chips and large box containing the diamond which he placed on the table and opened.

“The eternal diamond. Thought to be alien in origin but no beggar knows. Whats’it do then?”

   The Doctor stepped forward and took a closer look and smiled before reaching out for it and placing it inside his coat.

 “It is the heart of a storm on my home planet of Gallifrey. Without the storm our crops cannot grow and we cannot feed ourselves. It was lost during the Autumn Rains of Never, and we feared it had gone forever and how it turned up on earth I do not know but with our last stocks diminishing from the 5 years without the storm, we can now farm our lands again”

“It was Cooks turn to look confused” You’d be better off getting’ yerselves a Tesco I reckon”

Once he had the diamond safely in his possession the strangest thing happened. The sound of wheezing engines followed by a warm familiar wind brought another Tardis into the dining room making Cook step back with fear and panic so he was using Lady C as a human shield just in case the Time Lords had come to invade Earth. Instead, the door opened and a woman with a blonde bob stepped out sinking Christina’s heart completely as she was still hoping her Doctor, the man she had met on the bus, would one day come back for her and take her travelling among the stars whilst they did some more snogging.

“Brilliant!” The second Doctor explained as she looked round the room. “No 13, or is it 14? I never know but hello number 1, got the diamond I see? That’s so cool! I knew we wouldn’t all starve to death cos well, future stuff and all that but I had forgotten a lot of it which is why I made a mental note to myself, bit like an alarm clock, to come here at various points in time to set this all up. The eternal diamond originally fell through a crack in time landing in the jewellery shop just 2 days ago. Obviously, no one reported it stolen cos no one knew it was there but I needed a thief to get it for me and I needed me to come at the right time to get it back, the right time being just a few days after it was lost. With me so far? In order to do that, I had to convince Christina here to get it for me and not try and sell it on herself so I went back in time to another me, number 10, the handsome one with the hair? Took a valuable family heirloom which was the key then travelled back in time again to me being number 1, left it in his Tardis with a note telling him what it was and that he was to keep it safe and then a few regenerations later when I remembered cos, I do sometimes forget stuff, I went and stole it back off him leaving him with the memory of a fabled key to everything that would present itself at the right time to its rightful owner. Then, I gave it to a young woman called Angela de’ Castiel as a wedding present to the 5th earl of Norway and told her to keep it safe as it was a magic key that could open anything which then became a family fairy story and something of a mystery that would reveal itself at the right time to the right person, then I stole it back off Lady Christina here 2 years ago and when I knew it was time for her to steal the diamond, I did a bit of jiggery pokery on the internet so she would find what she was looking for, and here I am to give the key back now I have the diamond back! Bit of time stuff in-between but it got the job done otherwise Gallifrey would have died long before the time war and nothing I’d done since then would have made any difference to the universe and the earth would have died too”!

   Finished rambling she took a very deep breath and looked very proud of herself, grinning happily as everyone including the other Doctor looked on in complete fascination.

“What time war? What do you mean?” He bellowed at her with etched concern that furrowed his brow in shock.

“OH bugger, erm yeah nothing for you to worry about gramps, you’ll be long gone by then especially if you don’t get the diamond back to the heart of the storm”

   The first Doctor assuming his beloved home world was under attack, left as quickly as he arrived without so much as a thankyou or a nod of appreciation to lady C and her butler leaving lady C and her butler to turn to the new lady Doctor for questioning with one of the questions from Cook wanting to know if she was single which was met with a hard look of menace from her ladyship causing him to lower his head in shame and mumble… “Well, you snogged her so why can’t I?”

“SO, the key? Do you have it? What does it do exactly? I was never left any instructions as to what it opened by my father only that he said it would open something one day when the time was right and I would never want for anything every again, so do you have it?”

The Doctor took the key from her coat pocket and handed it to Christina with a genuine look of remorse on her face.

“I’m sorry Lady C, it’s just a key and one I planted in your family history as a decoy so that I could convince you to get my diamond back. It really doesn’t do anything, it’s just an heirloom now with a bizarre history attached to it. It is alien though, cos I got it from a market stall on the planet Diarumous, but I’ve scanned it and it really is just a key, probably to an old relic of a castle somewhere judging by its size but I really couldn’t tell you where.”

Shrugging, she spied the bag of fish and chips on the table and grabbed one for herself. “Cheer’s mate, love a bit of fish, anyway gotta be going now, planets to save and all that. Laters!”

   Before anyone could say anything more, she left and the Tardis disappeared into the night leaving Cook rather red faced at his indecent proposal and Christina rather red faced from her burning anger at being taken for a fool, used and cheated out of something magical and wonderful that had filled her head with wonder for all of her life, The Key to everything!

She slammed it into Cook’s hand with disgust and took her own fish ‘n’ chips to bed with her to sulk away the night as she attempted to plan a way to get the Doctor back. Cook took his own meal into the kitchen and dumped the key in the bin knowing the bin men would be arriving in the morning and as he sat outside the kitchen door on an old wooden chair eating his fish supper, in the bin unknown to him, the key had stared to glow!

 

The End