Showing posts with label Gareth David-Lloyd. Show all posts
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Sunday, 4 April 2021

Reviews Torchwood: Coffee by Tony J Fyler

 


Tony’s brewing up.

 

There’s a phenomenon. We call it hindsight. 

That phenomenon where we look back on the way things played out, and it all seems inevitable. If we remember people who are dead and gone from our perspective, we tend to view their lives, or our interactions with their lives, as being tinged with a sadness of inevitable death. 

That’s a thing we bring from our perspective in the here and now because they’re not here or now right with us. It’s likely that their lives didn’t have that sense of impending ending while they and we were living them together. But afterwards, it’s hindsight that shows us how little time we were ‘destined’ to have together. 

Usually, hindsight is a bittersweet gift of the old, because they have longer to look back on.

In the age of Covid, sadly and appallingly, you don’t need to be that old to regret the lives no longer lived among us. 

Wow – heavy opening, right? Yes, but it feels appropriate for this particular story of Ianto Jones, by James Goss. The sense of knowing the ending ahead of time is threaded all the way through Coffee, which is told as a kind of flip-side to Ianto’s life with Torchwood 3, from his early attempts to get in, to his encounters with Cardiff’s pterodactyl, through the revelation of Lisa in Cyberwoman, to the various apocalypses (apocalypti?) of the on-screen show and his growing relationship with Jack, all the way to the 456 and slightly beyond it.

It’s a snapshot of the Ianto that was always implied on-screen, but never shown because there was always something madder going on in Torchwood. Ianto in between the ends of the world. 

Ianto… and a coffee shop named Baps. 

Baps when we first encounter it is Cardiff Bay’s only real café. Originally run by the mother of the owner David (Shaun Chambers), it’s been in David’s hands since his mother…disappeared. Kathy (Sarah Griffin) is a well-meaning backpacker from Indiana, who fell for a guy in Cardiff while raising money for the next stage of her adventures, and who has found herself not leaving, but working at Baps, worrying and laughing with David when Ianto Jones first walks through their door. 

The tale that unfolds is a kind of bas relief, a story of life in Cardiff as it’s affected by the existence and the actions of Torchwood, a story of the ‘ordinary people’ Torchwood exists to serve, and how the sledgehammer methods the organisation sometimes employs leave imprints on the world around them. 

When Ianto arrives, he’s relatively fresh from Torchwood 1 and the cataclysm of Canary Wharf. And having found Baps as an old-fashioned greasy spoon café, he teaches David and Kathy the meaning of really good, “posh” coffee, rather than the instant-with-a-glug-of-milk they’ve been serving since David’s mother’s time. 

It’s a providential lesson, because Cardiff Bay is about to change – the yuppies are coming, and Baps, preceding all the Starbucks and Costas and more artisan independents, is able to rake it in when they come by following Ianto’s Canary Wharf coffee voodoo. 

The drama only rarely intertwines Ianto’s Torchwood work with the life of Baps directly, but in a sense, the cafe gives Ianto a little of the grounding that Rhys gives Gwen’s Torchwood life. There are, sprinkled along the way like coffee beans of fan-joy, references that fans will love, laugh at, punch the air over, or go “Ohhhh” about – not least the answer to an early but enduring Ianto mystery. 

And there are hints of the potential importance of Baps and its people to Ianto too. While his relationship with David is often spiky, Ianto and Kathy are friendly from the beginning. Kathy even drops hints that she might be interested in seeing more of Ianto outside the café, but at the time, he has a relationship for which “It’s complicated” baaaarely scratches the surface of adequate description. Although it is easier to fit on a profile than “My girlfriend’s a half-upgraded Cyberman in deep freeze till someone can turn her human again. Plus I need to walk the pterodactyl.” 

Nevertheless as time goes on, the impact Torchwood makes on David and Kathy is interesting and questionable. Yes, sure, saving the world, protecting humanity. But humanity in the abstract is a whole other thing to people in the particular, and that’s a difference underlined here. To be fair, it’s a difference that’s underlined in Torchwood generally and Ianto’s eventual fate specifically, but once you’ve listened to Coffee, it’s a difference that makes a more balanced sense of that fate. 

That’s a big statement, but it’s one to which James Goss’ script and the performances in this tight three-hander rise with both aplomb and vigour. David and Kathy have initially differing views on a lot of things represented by Ianto, the sharp-suited wannabe with the coffee voodoo. 

Those opinions and how they change in light of various Torchwood-related catastrophes across the running time of Coffee make for a kind of snapshot-reel of the Cardiff rarely shown on-screen. The Cardiff that pays a price for standing too close to Torchwood.

That the price is one it never asked to pay is almost obvious. That there’s little it can do but pay it is a kind of commentary on the unwilling geographical companion of greatness.

The…the what-now? 

The people who are impacted simply by standing where they are and not being able to get out of the way. The collateral damage. 

We’re trained in Doctor Who and Torchwood to cheer the goodies, because they’re better than the baddies. But sometimes, it’s worth being reminded that the places they choose for their battles never get a say. 

As in Human Nature, when Joan Redfern asks the Doctor whether, if he had not chosen to come to her time and place, would people not have died, so in Coffee, the innocent bystanders of a space-time rift, and a less-than-delicate organisation to deal with its fallout, are given a voice that’s rarely heard in the on-screen show. 

We know that Ianto (Gareth David-Lloyd) will eventually pay the ultimate price to save the world, but what Coffee makes clear is the difference between him, who chose, and even strove, to be part of that effort, and those innocent civilians who are sometimes guilty of nothing but living in a place that becomes a battlefield. 

Coffee is a beautifully written story of not-Torchwood, a story of the innocent bystanders, and a fabulous snapshot gallery of Ianto’s whole life with Torchwood 3. 

As such, while Shaun Chambers and Sarah Griffin do vital work exceptionally well in getting us to care for David and Kathy and what happens to them, the greatest performance plaudits here have to go to Gareth David-Lloyd for pitching his evolving Ianto with the right accent and nuance as he goes through his life, from Torchwood 1 refugee to Torchwood 3’s coffee butler, to valued member of the team, to front-line operative who pays the price for his involvement. 

It’s a subtle, natural performance that lends truth to the notion of Coffee taking place in snapshots over time. 

One to get and listen to? 

Sorry, was that not a given when you walked in? It’s James Goss and Gareth David-Lloyd, of course it’s one to get and listen to. But the joy is that it’s more than the sum of its parts – it’s both fan-service and realistic look at the impossible situations in which we sometimes find ourselves, and the things we can do to get through them. 

And above all, it’s a reminder that the courses of our lives are always going to look inevitable eventually, so while we have them, and while we’re in control over what we do, it’s worth living in a way that makes our eventual absence a sadness, rather than a relief. 

It’s worth taking time to feel pleasure, and connection, and friendship where we can. 

It’s worth drinking the good coffee.

Sunday, 7 March 2021

Articles Happy Birthday Gareth David-Lloyd (28th March)

 


It’s fair to say that Gareth David-Lloyd will always be remembered for playing Ianto Jones, no matter which other role he plays in the future. It’s where many of us first got to know him. Others may of course have seen him as lead singer of Blue Gillespie and followed the band’s successes until their final home turf gig on 3rd August, 2013, and their last US gig in Atlanta, Georgia on 30th August.   

He’s married to Gemma James and they have two beautiful children, daughter Lily Christina born 4th June, 2012 and son Eli Andrew born 10th August, 2014, and still live in Newport, Wales. 

Quite recently I’ve been catching up with Classic Casualty and watched an episode from way back in 2003 where Gareth played a young soldier, who was dabbling in illegal substances and died because of it. Gareth returned to Casualty many years later, in 2018 -2019 to be exact, to play another character, Joshua Bowers for four episodes, I’ve not got to that part yet. Previous to that, and I’m quite amazed how time has flown, he was in the spin off series Holby City playing Rhys Hopkins for 4 episodes. I think he worked for the hospital but am unsure to be fair, what role it was. I remember watching one or two of the episodes as well, but yet, mind is completely blank and Google is not my friend today. No help, whatsoever!!! 

Also, going with classic television shows, I caught up with Waterloo Road, on BBC iPlayer, last year and saw him as a character in that, and for once, not a nice one either, and as with nearly all bad characters, they get their comeuppance in the end. 

But it’s not just acting roles in front of the camera that Gareth has worked on. Let’s not forget the video games he’s voiced characters for, and not just Dragon Age: Inquisition either, but Red Faction: Origins and Red Faction: Armageddon, as lead character Adam Hale. And the latest video game for Windows in 2019 Dance of Death: Du Lac & Fey in which he’s the voice of Sir Lancelot Du Lac an immortal knight of the round table who works alongside sorceress Morgana Le Fey in an adventure that takes them to the smog filled streets of London in search of the infamous Jack, the Ripper in 1888. Gareth also narrated the book Enoch the Traveller. Tempestas Viator by Lady Soliloque which premiered on 22nd February 2014. 

When you play characters in sci fi, horror and psychological thrillers, I suppose it’s only natural that you’d want to broaden your horizon by playing Jacob Fitts, a man who becomes infected after he’s attacked by a zombie. His lone struggle with life and the end of life, is played through his video camera in the horror film I Am Alone. 

Coming back to Earth slightly less zombified, Gareth has played several roles for the UK independent web series Twisted Showcase, created by Rhys Jones and the much missed Robin Bell. Short films by new and upcoming writers, directors and producers of horror, sci fi and psychological thrillers and comedy, Twisted Showcase is the perfect platform to start from. Gareth played a role in three episodes, one of which he played two characters. Peter & Paul in 2012, Chris in Payback and Lucifer Jones in Be My Head which was possibly my absolute favourite of them all in 2017. Gareth also wrote and directed this episode. 

From Twisted Showcase to Black River Meadow. A crowd funded project that produced one episode in 2018 called The Hiding, that was possibly the most gruesome episode I’ve seen in a long time, that provoked a lot of shouting from me, at the screen, of ‘Don’t be an idiot.’ ‘Don’t put your hand in there, you silly man.’ ‘OMFG’ 

In 2019, Gareth played the role of Owen in the Prime Original drama mystery The Widow starring Kate Beckinsale and Charles Dance. He’s only in for one episode though. Could be my next muse I think for something to watch of an evening. 

Again, for one episode, Gareth played Matt in Warren, a comedy series about a pedantic driving instructor played by Martin Clunes. Always worth a punt, I think. 

On stage, in 2015, Gareth played the role of Juror 12, for the play 12 Angry Men by Reginald Rose for the UK Tour. Playing Brick in the Stage Play Cat on a Hot Tin Roof in 2016 at Theatr Clwyd, Wales, and played Walt in the 2018 stage play of Blueberry Toast by Mary Laws in Soho Theatre, London. 

Here, in 2021, we can at least take comfort in those audio dramas of Torchwood by Big Finish, where Ianto lives to fight another day, and it’s all before that fateful 456 episode, where to be fair, if the Doctor hadn’t cancelled out Jack’s VM, he might have managed to get Ianto and indeed himself out of that room, safely. 

However… 

One thing is for sure, it’ll be some time before we do hear the last of Ianto Jones. Because for as long as the actors are happy and willing to play the characters, the writers will continue to create outstanding stories of Torchwood for us all to listen to. 

Happy Birthday Gareth

Articles Fans of Gareth David-Lloyd

 


When we began putting this article together, we were a little stuck on some of the credits to add. A lot of the meetings between the fans and Gareth aren’t on Wiki, and to be fair, Wiki isn’t a reliable source of information these days, with anyone altering the data to suit themselves, so hunting for information led me only to one major source. The fans.

Naturally, if we had every fan of Gareth’s or indeed John’s fans to write a short article, this upload would last till the end of March 2022 – so we’ve just added a few for this birthday celebration article. 

Here goes: 

Kirsty (biggest fan) 


“The first time I met Gareth, I totally fangirled. I was shy and quiet, not me at all. That lasted all of ten minutes. I am profoundly deaf as some people will know, and HATE when the batteries for my Cochlear Implant go dead. I like being able to hear, so there’s me, saying quite loudly and rudely, how unhappy I was at having to change them, just as Gareth walked past with his dogs. 

Embarrassing. 


My auntie was holding a charity fun day at our local vets, which she used to own. 

The 2nd time I met him was at a signing for an audio book he spoke for. What was the point in that you ask? I can’t hear ... its Gareth that’s why. After waiting outside Forbidden Planet for a good few hours, (it’s a small shop), we made our way upstairs, where Gareth was signing stuff with a sharpie. Me, being my normal cheeky self, commented that the pen stinks. He apologised. Gonna take the guy a while to get used to me... After all, this was only the beginning. 

I have probably met Gareth now, more times than I can actually count, because

One, he’s a Newport boy so I see him in town a few times and…


Two, I ended up enjoying Blue Gillespie music so I have been to quite a few gigs. 

The first gig I went to sticks in my mind, not for a good reason. It was the second time I had ever experienced disability discrimination. Someone, who I had gone to school with as a young girl, knew I was deaf and told me, I didn’t belong there because of it.

Don’t worry it all became good after she said that (she wasn’t drunk so we knew it wasn’t the drink that made her say it) one of the guys from a different band heard this remark and wasn’t happy. Security was called and asked to remove nasty bigoted person from premises. 

More gigs after that came along, some I attended with friends, some on my own. Each time I got to know Gareth even more, and found him to be a good bloke, funny too. He got used to me and my quirky ways. Got to know Gemma, his wife, more too. 

The last time I saw Gareth was August 3rd 2013, the last home turf gig of Blue Gillespie. Their last gig ever was in Atlanta, Georgia, USA on August 30th. 


Ooh no, tell a lie. I saw him at Newport Comic Con in 2018. He wasn’t really expecting me as I had tweeted to say I was unable to make it, so to have him come round the table and give me a massive cuddle was really nice. Always nice to have someone of his profession recognise you straight off the bat."

 

Katherine Pozarek 

"I met Gareth at Dragon Con and I don't remember much, but he was awesome. I had a photo op and there was a mix up, not sure who screwed up, but they were able to get Gareth down to the photo area so I could get my pic and then rushed him out to a panel. I'd share that pic as well, but all my photo ops and autographs were stolen last year."


Ceri Marie Milton

 "I met Gareth when he was a student living in Newport."

Monday, 5 August 2019

Reviews Serenity by Tony J Fyler



Tony helps burn suburban hell to the ground.

Ten years ago, Torchwood – Children of Earth terrified a nation and later a world with its gritty, ghastly prospect: aliens who were addicted to the secretions of children, and who wanted to take a job lot away with them, or they’d kill us all. The horror of the concept made Children of Earth a dark high point in TV Torchwood’s career, and one of the particular spikes of horror was that (spoilers, but get over yourself, it’s been ten years), Ianto Jones, Torchwood operative and lover of Jack Harkness, was killed.

To commemorate that ten year deathiverssary, Big Finish has released Torchwood – Serenity, a story featuring Jack and Ianto set back in their heyday, when they were working out exactly what it was they had together. As if to highlight the uncertainty of that, James Moran (whose last Torchwood work was apparently on Children of Earth – how has a decade gone by and allowed that to happen?) puts Jack and Ianto in a kind of Desperate Housewives – Of Death! scenario, a gated community in Cardiff, where life couldn’t be more Stepford, more suburban, more passive aggressive if it tried. It’s all cheery greetings, beaming smiles and prizes for the best kept lawn.

It’s hell on earth, and Torchwood’s investigating.

To anchor the episode back in the days of Ianto being alive, Serenity also gives us a return engagement for a Series 2 villain, an organisation ideally suited to invasion and destruction through weekend barbecues and very small, small talk. The episode unfolds like Mr and Mrs Smith meets Men In Black… in Cardiff, with Jack going cheerily off to work each day, leaving Ianto to be househusband and to deal with all the helpful, polite, smiley visits by the neighbours to discuss the length of his lawn grass and the state of the as-yet-unwashed car.
It’s a subtle but staggeringly honest satire on the domestic Fascism of collective ‘niceness,’ and the difficulty of not punching neighbourhood busybodies in the face. And Ianto, remember, is no domestic slouch – he’s a man who wears a suit to serve coffee.

As the episode unfolds, so does the alien threat, but not before Jack and Ianto have enormous fun impersonating each other’s characters, fend off threesomes and foursomes, endure a barbecue full of meat-based knob gags and realise the consequences of foiling this particular alien invasion.

Underneath all this of course are those awkward questions any relatively new relationship doesn’t want to ask, but has to find ways to get past – what is it we have? Are we just having fun or could this be a serious thing? Do we want it to be a serious thing? Do we want to blow up the house and take everyone else’s house with it? Standard stuff, but given an effective Torchwood twist in this story. By putting these two characters in the environment of ultra-nice neighbours, picket fences, and suburban gated ugliness, James Moran forces them to look themselves in the heart and ask ‘What the hell do I want out of this relationship? Is it going to end up here anyway, and if it does, is that right for me?’

On top of all that, there are ethical questions tackled in this otherwise relatively light-hearted script – if you have an alien threat that can ‘infect’ other people, are you justified in killing those it’s infected as a first response? Do you not have a duty to try to help the infected, or do you just kill them? Imagine the zombie apocalypse – do you reason with the zombies as they march towards you, or do you shoot first, run away second, and agonise about the morality of it all at some later, safer date over a bottle of wine or whiskey?

And just when you think that’s the peak of moral indecision with which this story will present you, Moran adds another layer to the question. If there was a threat to your way of life, and you could press a single button to make it go away – silently, distantly, with no immediate impact on you – but to press the button meant death for other people, meant potentially genocide, could you press the button?

In an age of nuclear weapons and drone warfare, these are important questions, and here they underline a fundamental difference between a Jack who still feels he’s bound by the ideas of the Tenth Doctor, and Ianto, who for all his experience at Torchwood One, still has qualms about standing at that moral crisis point and doing the deadly thing. In this story it actually makes you ponder the question of whether the Tenth Doctor is the best example to learn from, and whether Jack, perhaps, has grown so used to having ‘no choice’ but to do the deadly thing it’s become his first choice. It makes you wonder how far he is down the path of remote-access death and destruction, how far divorced he is from the consequences of death, as an immortal. How far his vision of the ‘bigger picture’ has deafened him to the immediate, horrifying consequences of his actions – a crisis to which he’s re-introduced through the events of Children of Earth.

But before you get the impression that this is all angsty death and consequences, that’s just a moment towards the end. For the most part, this is a celebration of Jack and Ianto, a funny scenario of domestic bliss and whether they’re ready for it now, or ever will be. But, y’know, with aliens wanting to take over the world, one barbecue at a time. It’s a cracking listen and a laugh-out-loud reunion for the winners of Team Torchwood’s Hottest Couple Award. Give it a go, and then get out and trim your privet – you never know who might be watching…

Monday, 5 November 2018

Beyond The Hub Black River Meadow: The Hiding by DJ Forrest



A Gareth David-Lloyd/Robin Bell Production
Broadcast Youtube
31st October 2018

Am at the computer typing away. I hear a noise behind me. Quickly I spin around. Nothing. Door is still closed. I carry on. Another noise. Jump but still nothing. Beginning to feel a touch paranoid. See what you've done to me, guys!!!

In the very depths of an old building, where the entrance to the basement is padlocked, and inside is boarded up with bricks and timber, a family are faced with an agonising decision in order to protect their young child.

Set in an otherworldly village hidden deep in the Welsh countryside in a time before machinery and electric it would appear. The entire scene is worked in a dimly lit room that probably once stored beer barrels and coal. Oil lamps are the only light. There’s a real sense of foreboding? This is scarier than Torchwood’s episode Countrycide.

There are so many questions as to why the family are doing what they are doing, and who is knocking on the door, and perhaps the answers will come over time, but there are just, so many questions, that I wonder if they will all be answered within the three-part web series.

Hang on, there’s a noise in the other room…

There’s no dialogue in the episode but a few screams and agonisingly painful cries which only adds to the terror as the scenes unfold.

There were many predictable moments during the ‘Two Cycles Later’ portion, which you really hoped wouldn’t happen, because, you knew that by doing it, bad things would happen, and you couldn’t help but scream at the telly – Don’t do it, you idiot.

There were a lot of jump scares. Some fairly predictable ones, but you’re that focused on the screen for the 21 minutes that, although you know something is in there, you’re as curious as Gareth’s character to know what it is but it still scares the crap out of you.

I think I spent nearly the whole portion of Gareth’s scenes with my hands over my eyes, peeking through my fingers. The makeup and SFX team were excellent I have to say and caused a lot of ewwww moments between me and the Weevil.

I have to say it’s not a film for Weevils to watch. It’s also not a film for children to watch, so if you do have any about, make sure they’re not likely to come in loudly or sneakily, as one, it will scare them and two, it won’t do much for your nerves either, having a child scream in your ear. 

I’m not a fan of horror but this was a project that I wanted to be a part of, even if it was just a small part for a limited-edition metal badge. It’s been well worth the wait, and for as much as I know that every noise in my house right now is giving me the heebee jeebees, there’s nothing creepy about my house in any way…although I do have a lock on the cupboard door, and there’s that creaking floorboard and…. what is that noise?

Hang on….

SCREAMS!!!

Crowdfunding projects are a way of bringing an idea to life if more people get behind it, and although some ideas perhaps don’t hit the right target, miss a major portion of where it’s going, this really did hit it on the head where horror and gore and frightening scenarios worked. If the second episode is as good as its first outing, then Black River Meadow will be the best horror series on the internet (IMO).

Put together by Gareth David-Lloyd and Robin Bell of Twisted Showcase and directed by Rhys Jones it was more than what I expected it to be.

I may need to watch the next episode in broad daylight though.


Thursday, 9 August 2018

Reviews Torchwood One - Machines by Tony J Fyler



Ahhh, Torchwood One.

The version of Torchwood based in Canary Wharf, as seen on TV in Doctor Who and as run by the vaguely fascistic, or at least distinctly imperial Yvonne Hartman, played by Tracy-Ann Oberman.

Torchwood One always seemed like an organisation in transition – in its TV appearance, it seemed to translate a Victorian imperialism into the 21st century, and as such combine the best in humanity’s scientific broad-mindedness with the worst in terms of its nationalistic ideology of dominance, Hartman going to her death ‘for Queen and Country,’ having outlined her remit as being to horde alien artefacts not for the world, but for Britain and its interests, wherever they would ultimately lie.

Torchwood One on audio has given us the opportunity to see a little more humanity in Hartman, and a little more of that transitional phase for Torchwood One as a whole – while absolutely staying true to the post-dated yuppie culture and adding in the 21st century elements of ‘caring commercial culture,’ especially in Yvonne herself, who knows everybody’s name because it makes for good office politics, we’ve seen Hartman as the indefatigable wrangler, the diplomat, the finder of ways to ultimately achieve her aims – even when the organisation is stolen out from under her in Torchwood One: Before The Fall. Torchwood One itself has been revealed to us as an aspirational organisation, drawing talent from all over the country, and matching the Generation Y professionalism of the likes of Ianto Jones with the unreconstructed and entirely casual sexism of Tommy the technical genius, played by Tim Bentinck. It’s an organisation that has yet to reach the pinnacle of ‘Queen and Country’ English imperialism of its TV appearance and demise.

This three-story set pitches Torchwood One against an enemy from the black and white era of Doctor Who, WOTAN (a clever computer with a superiority complex), and it does it in a way that develops and gets more interesting as the set progresses.

The Law Machines by Matt Fitton, apart from being a glorious play on words (WOTAN, when it first appeared, set about creating itself a bunch of ‘War Machines’ and linking computers together to eradicate a humanity it judged flawed by both flesh and individuality), is a modern take on the likes of Robocop – the original War Machines have been updated, given a new look and sent out into the world as a robotic police force, able to judge wrongdoing and deliver summary punishment (Yes, there was always a touch of Judge Dredd about the idea too). The ‘Law Machines’ have of course been entirely purged of any control by WOTAN, which was deleted way back in the Sixties.

Right?

Well, of course it wasn’t. Something survived on a spool, on a drive, on a data stick, something of the WOTAN machine consciousness, which is now using a new human stooge to infect an increasing number of laptops, systems and eventually of course, the Law Machines for its own purpose.

There’s a glorious moment in The Law Machines when WOTAN, which sees connectivity between machines as the key to growing its power, demands to be connected. Its stooge simply plugs it into the internet, like a baby being given a dummy. And of course, that’s part of the genius and the challenge about resurrecting this particular villain – back in the Sixties, the idea of interconnected computers that developed Artificial Intelligence was a thing to be feared. Now, it’s the most staggering of commonplaces. We’ve moved on, so making WOTAN threatening again is something of a creative challenge – but it’s one to which Fitton rises rather well, as Yvonne Hartman and the team take on the relic of Sixties computer megalomania as it learns its way around the early 21st century.

There’s a good story here, particularly in terms of a thread beneath the surface of the Law Machines and the WOTAN awakening, with Hartman’s Torchwood advocating for something called the Vision Protocols, a kind of permanent surveillance of the civilian population. When Hartman tells you if you’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve got nothing to fear, there are chilling back-references to the reality of political chicanery at the turn of the century, and there’s also a speech from Yvonne that shows her motivations and her plans – she despises the ordinary people of the UK, and yet she protects them, waiting for the day when, with her help and guidance, they can become something great, they can fulfil a big idea of a Greater Britain, setting itself apart and over the rest of the world. Until that day, she vows, the world can rely on Torchwood to preserve it in all its petty obsessions. Torchwood may not yet be quite ‘ready’ for the 21st century, but it’s ready enough to do what’s necessary.

Blind Summit by Gareth David-Lloyd is a story you don’t want to miss if you’re a fan of Ianto Jones. It gives you Ianto’s first encounters with Torchwood One – his life in London before the organisation poked its nose into his affairs, and his first active mission for Torchwood, investigating a drug trial that seems to be creating supermen – or lunatics. Or indeed both simultaneously. There’s a lot of texture to Ianto’s life and personality here, as he makes the uneasy transition from ‘ordinary’ citizen to ‘Torchwood-aware’ operative. What’s neat is that the drug being trialled involves data from the same archive as the Law Machines, so the theme of WOTAN’s presence is maintained, but more than that, this story really focuses on the hard human choices of the life of a Torchwood operative, and particularly, Torchwood’s leader, Yvonne. David-Lloyd’s writing of Torchwood stories, while never slouchy, takes a big leap forward here and he comes closer to an urban version of the bleakness of Countrycide than the buddy movie of his last story for Ianto, The Last Beacon. Seriously, even if the return of WOTAN means nothing to you, don’t miss out on Blind Summit, it’ll help put a lot of what you think you know about Ianto into a better, darker context than you ever imagined.
9 to 5 by Tim Foley is a corollary to The Law Machines, without for the most part giving its games away. An odd temp agency sends out temps of an unparalleled perkiness, efficiency and sunny disposition. They’re not creepy-perky, just instilled with a corporate ethos of doing the best job they can do, as efficiently as possible. What could be wrong there…right?
Yvonne and Ianto couldn’t tell you – at least not at first. But when they befriend a temp named Stacey, played by Niky Wardley, things begin to unravel as more and more questions emerge without satisfactory answers.

Without giving the game away, WOTAN’s the program that just won’t die, and the story brings a cold logic to the idea of artificial intelligence – it adapts, it learns, it flows around problems and it finds resource-appropriate solutions. If The Law Machines was a gentle poke of the stick at the fact that we’ve gone beyond the Sixties paranoia of interconnected computer systems and artificial intelligence, 9 to 5 uses the idea of artificial intelligence adaptation to make WOTAN a credible, 21st century threat (while also carrying the bonus of a villain played by the joy that is Jane Asher).

Torchwood One – Machines is an unusual, inventive set, pitting a version of Torchwood seen on TV in just two episodes against a Sixties enemy who’s at least initially lost much of their sting. What it brings though is a premise established, and then updated, with a cracking Ianto-at-Torchwood origin story to join the two together. For Torchwood fans, it also shows Torchwood One at a stage in its evolution where it’s not perhaps as nakedly invasive and paternalistic as it would eventually become, but where some seeds are sewn for its development in that direction.


Saturday, 5 May 2018

Reviews The Last Beacon by Tony J Fyler



Tony’s off for a yomp in the rain.

Torchwood, like its mother-programme, has long proved itself capable of telling any kind of story. It can give a spin to any scenario that makes it somehow distinctly Torchwood.
The Last Beacon is Torchwood – The Odd Couple, as Ianto – clever, enthusiastic but grounded Welsh Valleys boy Ianto – is sent hiking off into the hills of the Welsh Valleys, almost with a ‘Val-da-reeeeee’ on his lips…in the company of Owen Harper. Owen, the sarcastic omni-arse. Owen, the sneery English git who’s never happy unless he’s partying, and who thinks even Cardiff’s a bit of a snoozefest.

What could possibly go wrong?

As it happens, not that much by Torchwood standards – yes, there are locals and yokels and ghost miners and psychic badgers from outer space, but really, this is a lightweight mission into the countryside (at least when you consider that the last time these two went into the Welsh countryside was in…erm…Countrycide, one of the most unremittingly grim episodes of TV Torchwood). But what it lacks in scary ghastliness, The Last Beacon more than makes up for in character and relationship comedy, and the sheer joy of hearing Owen Harper moan. About everything.

Written by and starring Ianto actor, Gareth David-Lloyd, The Last Beacon will speak to everyone who’s ever wanted a promotion, and everyone who’s ever been stuck with a colleague they’re sure doesn’t like them, and who simply won’t stop moaning.

Simply put, it’s the story of Ianto gaining his Torchwood stripes, moving up in the world from the bloke who makes the coffee for the ‘real’ Torchwood team to being a full and active member of that team. It’s an assignment, a test, and an utter joy from start to finish.
Ianto takes on the assignment of finding and shutting down a signal beacon from outer space, hidden in the wilds of the South Wales Valleys. Which in itself would be fine and dandy – the Valleys make sense to Ianto, even though he’s never knowingly seen without a sharp suit on, and he’s almost absurdly knowledgeable and pernickety about coffee preparation. He’s from the area, which means close-knit communities, relatively insular fields of vision and making the most of the here and now make sense to him, and because he used to go there as a child to see his nan, he feels, if not at home in the Valleys, then at least like he’s from them, a product of all they’ve given him and taught him.

Then there’s Owen. Owen, even before the opening credits roll on this story, delivers some absolutely perfect, gorgeously crafted zingers, guided weapons of precise ‘What fresh hell is this?’ arsery about being made to go into the hinterland of the Valleys, where the primitives live and appear to be perfectly happy. The combination of the two attitudes, Ianto who seems positively jolly among the kebab shops and the cheery, nosy buggers that populate the Valleys, and Owen, who wants everyone to mind their own damn business and leave him alone, or better still, to call off the mission and escape back to the relative sophistication of the city immediately.

What the combination of those two viewpoints gets you is an hoursworth of diamond-sharp, relatively uncomplicated fun. Along the way there are gang encounters, adventures in Welsh culinary robustness, an atmosphere of Welsh Deliverance, ghost miners, geocaching in the pouring rain and…well, yes, badgers from outer space.

A pretty normal day in Torchwood then, really.

Certainly, this is on the lighter end of the Torchwood spectrum, skewing to comedy and to a central message rooted in the idea of close communities being lovely and supportive, rather than oppressive and nosy. The message is a little overplayed towards the end, certainly, but it’s a forgivable flaw because by the time you get to the end, you’ve been so richly rewarded with banter between the two fundamentally different viewpoints represented by Ianto and Owen that you fail to care if the ending’s a little cheesy. Yes, there’s a mystery here, and yes, there are alien badgers, mysterious signals, and actually a poignant focus on the important things in life, but the real hardcore value of the piece is in the character-based laughter it rips out of you. David-Lloyd as Ianto is the perennial new boy wanting to make good, the optimist, the believer in people, while Burn Gorman’s Owen is glorious scorched-earth miseryguts and a fish very definitely out of his comfortable water in this story. The combination of the two makes for a Torchwood story not only more accessible to occasional viewers and listeners than many, but also for a ‘buddy movie’ that recommends itself for a re-listen for the simple pleasure of the relationship.

Put simply, The Last Beacon is a no-lose situation for Torchwood fans. It’s two of the Hub’s finest, trapped together in a situation which one loves, and the other loathes. Plus it touches on the philosophy of human interaction – cities versus towns, everyone knowing everyone versus independence and freedom. And finally, it gives Gareth David-Lloyd and Burn Gorman the chance to revel in the extremes of their characters’ difference, so that everyone wins. Grab yourself The Last Beacon today – you’re going to love it.

Sunday, 5 November 2017

Articles Welcome to Issue 52 - WATNOW? Cyberwoman



Contents Guide

Articles
Where Are They Now? Cyberwoman

Big Finish Reviews+
The Behemoth
Outliers

Connections
The Crown

Interviews
Frank Cottrell Boyce
Gareth David-Lloyd

(Torchwood) Reviews
Aliens Among Us, part 2 – Tony J Fyler
  
Who Reviews
The Taking of Chelsea 426 – DJ Forrest
The Eyeless – DJ Forrest
The Ice Warriors – Jeffrey Zyra
The Great Detective (minisode) – Tony J Fyler
  
The Whoniverse Round-Up
November 2017
Good Omens
Call of Duty: WWII – Nazi Zombies
Black River Meadow


Editor’s Note

Hi everyone, welcome to Issue 52, and boy do we have a lot to share with you this month! Not only do we have our regular reviews and news updates, we also have two excellent interviews too, from children’s novelist and screenwriter – Frank Cottrell Boyce, talking books, films and Doctor Who, we also have Gareth David-Lloyd, talking passionately about his new project, and about his new role as director, and writer for not just Black River Meadow, Be My Head, but also for Big Finish. Do please check these out!

We’ll bring Mitchell back next month – as I’m having a little trouble finding my feet for this one, due to the fact, I seem to have mislaid the Chapter somewhere and have to try and remember what I wrote 3 years ago. Yeah, difficult!

So, tempted as I am to continue wittering on, I feel, you’re as keen as I am to visit the Interview section and read and comment to your heart’s desire.

Croeso i Issue 52: Cyberwoman

~Jack~

Interviews Gareth David-Lloyd by DJ Forrest



I have wanted an interview with Gareth for a very long time, long before his portrayal of Lucifer Jones on Twisted Showcase episode 'Be My Head' and perhaps longer than his role as Jacob Fitts in 'I Am Alone'. So, finally getting the opportunity at 4:30 on a cool but dry afternoon, on the 3rd November, you can only imagine, just how excited I was at this prospect - even if the build up to the interview, was like waiting for an impending job interview, and wondering and hoping I wouldn't fluff my lines, and make a complete fool of myself, as often happens when the nerves kick in.

I'd finally mastered my techniques at my Skype interviews, so I decided it worked better for me to actually read from the sheet, my questions, rather than pick out words and form a sentence, which in the past I had tripped and stumbled through the English language, that I've known since, well, since I could talk.

Gareth was very relaxed, sitting in an orange armchair in his home, with family pictures just behind him on the window sill. I had informed him how nervous I was, which was insane because, I shouldn't have been, given two previous interviews within a month, that should have calmed me down.

My questions didn't really run in any kind of sequence, I didn't ask all the Black River Meadow in one portion, or the Be My Head, or indeed his zombie role in I Am Alone in another, and I limited myself to the Ianto questions, because, let's face it, how many more questions are there out there, that nobody has ever asked before???

Gareth was limited to his time so we made it to almost half an hour, ten minutes more than he had initially planned, but there were a lot of questions, the internet was slow, and the laptops were playing catch up with the sound, but all in all - it was a blast - and I enjoyed every minute of it. He truly is a wonderful person to talk to, and I look forward to meeting him in the flesh at the next Wales Comic Con.

Hi again, by the way.

Gareth: Hello, how are you?

I'm fine thanks. Black River Meadow - the Weevil and I have donated!

Gareth: I know. Thank you, so much! Thank you, we really appreciate it.

You know when you first posted up the images of the two heads hanging against the wall of the building for Black River Meadow - I'm guessing this isn't a comedy, then?

Gareth: Ah, no. I mean, it's certainly not in these first three episodes. There's not a lot of comedy. We wanted to be sort of dynamic with the horror drama of it to start off with. If we ever get to the point that we can write longer storylines for the TV series then yeah I'll always inject some sort of dark comedy.

So, there was also another picture with a medieval knight and some sirens in the water, so is this kind of like Merlin, folklore that kind of thing?

Gareth: Not Merlin. Merlin's not in it unfortunately, but who knows at a later stage! (laughs) But yes, certainly I took a lot of inspiration from Welsh folklore and Welsh history equally, actually. I just mentioned in the live Kickstarter that one of the events helps plant the seed of Black River Meadow. A certain massacre that happened which the Roman soldiers massacred hundreds of druids, and then from that all the tragedies and the blood that has been spilled with the disasters that have happened in the Welsh valleys since then. Mining disasters, Aberfan disaster and great battles with the oppression of the English, and you know a lot of those things are going to be sprinkled throughout.

That sounds really cool. So, no zombies then?

Gareth: No zombies, as such.

At this point I cheered! There seem to be a lot of web dramas, or television and films with zombies scattered throughout storylines and after a while, it's like superheroes, you start off with a few, and then you're inundated with them. So I was pleased that for once, there were no zombies - as such!

When I brought into question the scary ass zombie baby from I Am Alone which to me was on par with the baby that crawled along the ceiling in Trainspotting, Gareth laughed. I mean, come on, they were definitely scary babies, which brought us into my next question,

What was it like playing Jacob Fitts, in I Am Alone, cut off from everywhere and everyone?



Gareth: Playing him was brilliant. It was great as an actor to be put into that environment and literally because I was shooting everything on GoPro's, and what not, so everything had to be cleared a full 360 degrees. So it wasn't like a usual film set when I could be shooting this way or the crew were getting on that side of the camera and we shot that way, and then they shoot the other way and you got the other way - the crew had to completely disappear so they were watching on the monitor, using their phones as monitors that were linked to the Go Pros. So they had to disappear - so as far as I was concerned - I was alone. So, I thought, that really helped me to find my performance.

Are you also acting in Black River Meadow or are you just directing?
 



Gareth: I'm in the first one, the first series, three episodes, I'm only in the first one of the first season. But my character is designed to be a recurring character, so if we need to do another three web episodes, or even if we're lucky enough to get noticed after the first three and go straight to a TV series, that would definitely be a character I am going to have playing a bigger role in the bigger story.

Why do you have to go through a web series first before going onto television?

Gareth: I have pitched the idea to Amazon and to be honest with you, I haven't been as proactive as I could have as pitching the pilot and the treatment I had for a full series, because it's the first thing I've ever done on my own. I wanted to get some ideas and responses from people in the industry first, so I pitched to Amazon and the BBC Writer's Room and I was basically getting the same response, which was 'we love the idea but it doesn't fit our development slate at the moment, but please develop it and come back to us at a later date', and so I thought the best way of developing it instead of sitting around and twiddling my thumbs is to actually show people what the idea is, and I knew tone and genre and to give everyone a real feeling of what I was trying to do. 

And also that's a lot more fun and I do love writing but the fun and the magic happens when you're taking something off the page and why not just open a window into Black River Meadow, or three windows and do something off my own back, fund it myself. And so armed with the idea in a more three dimensional version and when I read these dramas on them there's that option to submit a video to sort of showcase the chosen genre, your idea, that is what I use when I re-pitch, is one of the episodes or all three put together. So yes, that is it, it's about finding my feet and about just getting up and getting myself some experience

Who else will be appearing in the web series with you, anyone else we know?

Gareth: I can't give a cast list out yet, as it hasn't been fully cast but there definitely are people that I have in mind that I have approached and haven't got an answer back or I haven't approached but am fairly confident that if the circumstances are right they'd do it. So, yes, it's not just going to be me and a load of actors nobody knows, there will be some familiar faces - fingers crossed, hopefully!

When you did Be My Head, that was your first directorial role, so how difficult was it from being an actor in front of the camera, to then being a director and directing people to where they need to be and directing yourself - how hard was that. Did you have to 'boss' anyone about?



Gareth: Directing myself was the most difficult thing as you really have to trust your first assistant and the producer that is on set. I really did. Robin Bell was on set and so it was great to have him. I didn't have time to go back and watch every single tape I was in so I had to have that trust in somebody when they say 'no, that's great,' we can move on. And actually I didn't have to boss anyone about at all and we finished earlier than I thought we would finish. It was scarily smooth that shoot. I think that was a lot to do with having a very small cast or crew, two locations and that lent a lot to making my job easier, and I'm sure when we get to Black River Meadow which I've tried to do the same it is a bigger crew. We've got Sound Operators, I want to do it as professionally as possible, which is why I want to raise £5k to do it. It's a bit scary.

How close are you now to your target?

Gareth: We are £3280 or maybe a bit more than that, after the Q & A I'm not sure. We've got 12 days left so I'm over the moon with that and if everyone keeps chipping away

It would give yourself something to work on even if you don't reach your total

Gareth: The thing with Kickstarter is it's all or nothing. So you either hit your goal or you don't. If you don't hit your goal, you don't get any money out of it. They keep the money and you start again.

Bloody hell!

Gareth (laughs): Yeah, I'm determined to make it simply if we don't do it the first time round we'll assess how we can be better at fundraising and do it again. Black River Meadow will just be a little later down the line.

Going back to Be My Head, whose idea was it to make Godfrey wear the Dennis the Menace tie, and to flip the idea of Lucifer being the good guy and Godfrey the bad?

Gareth: That was Robin's idea from the start. He named the characters. It was Mark's idea to wear the tie and he designed his own costume. We brought a few ideas and we went with that because we thought it was fun. I think Lucifer being the protagonist and Godfrey the antagonist that just sort of cheeky comment. And that names and titles don't necessarily reflect the personality in people.

Who was the little girl in the photograph, looking like Matilda from the film?

Gareth: That's my daughter, Lily.

I promised myself that I wouldn't ask any Ianto questions but there were a few that leapt out at me in the episode Be My Head. The first being the surname - it seems you can't escape the Jones name after all. Gareth laughed. I then went on to mention the whole bit in the Torchwood Sleeper episode when Ianto reminds Jack of the last time the mind probe was used, and judders in the chair. The Be My Head episode had reminded me of this, when Gareth's character Lucifer applied the white disks to each temple to erase his memories.


I asked him if, when he's writing, if a memory of a character he's played, in a certain scene, in the past, reminds him in a story he's currently writing, such as it did for me in Be My Head.

Gareth: (laughs) Actors use their past experiences as vital tools in their tool box I think but I think if you're struggling to get somewhere with a character or if that character goes through a certain situation that another character you've played has before, then yeah, you always draw on that. You recall that to what can I use in this without it destroying the character?

Eve Myles once told me in an interview that she loved horror genre, and wanted to make a horror film, and just recently played a character in the film Eat Local, and now with your new web series Black River Meadow, and Twisted Showcase, and I Am Alone, what is it about the horror genre that you are passionate about?


Gareth: I think it's about people who love going to theme parks and going on the scary rides. And some people prefer to go on the boat (laughs)

Or the teacups (I laugh)

Gareth: I think it's the thrill and the surprise and the mystery of the horror that some people get excited by. Some people don't like getting scared so they don't get a thrill from it. I think that's one thing that horror fans have and its that craving for thrill seekers. That's what I love. I also love the build up, the mystery, the going into the unknown. It's the scary bit of the rollercoaster that's the climb up, you get the thrill at the end but it's going into that mystery - how it's going to feel, what is going to happen, and what's it going to be like? I think it's simply horror.

How long are the episodes in Black River Meadow?

Gareth: As a guestimate, I'd say between 10 and 15 minutes and they were written somewhere between 9 and 16 pages and it depends where we sort of earn our pauses, where our silence is, it depends on how long the gaps in between the lines are going to be.

There's one more Torchwood question - because I'd written the questions out and then you answered one of them on Twitter regarding the new audio out next May, that you've written. What is the story about - does it develop Ianto and Lisa more?


Gareth: It's, no, it's going to be a lot more to do with how Ianto was first introduced to Torchwood and how the seed of his relationship is with Yvonne, and how he is moulded at such a young age to be her assistant. You find out why?

Will you be writing more Torchwood audios in the future for Big Finish?

Gareth: I have written one more, but I can't say anything about it. It may never be recorded.

Thank you for keeping the Torchwood flame alive and I'm really glad Big Finish have brought you guys all together.

Thank you also for an awesome interview, and so glad the internet behaved itself.


Special thanks to Gareth David-Lloyd, I Am Alone, Torchwood, Big Finish and Twisted Showcase for the use of images throughout the Interview.